Me: @IreneOpoku asks: "What's your favorite thing in the whole world?"
Lafayette: *jumps on table* BAGUETTES!
Everyone: ...
Lafayette: ...and my wife. Those are my favorite things.
Laurens: ... I like turtles.
Mulligan: Clothing is nice. Horses too.
Jefferson: I like crushing Hamilton in cabinet meetings.
Everyone: THOMAS JEFFERSON?!
Madison: *walks in*
Everyone: AND HIS RIGHT HAND MAN!
Madison: Hey.
Me: What are you guys doing here?
Jefferson: We haven't made an appearance yet.
Laurens: Take a seat, guys.
Jefferson & Madison: *sits*
Hamilton: *angrily* Jefferson.
Jefferson: Hamilton.
Madison: Hamilton.
Hamilton: Madison.
Lafayette: LAFAYETTE
Mulligan: *eating popcorn* Shhhh. I wanna watch what's about to go down.
Hamilton: Are you sure it's YOU crushing ME in cabinet meetings. Or is it the opposite way around?
Jefferson: Nah. I was right the first time. Right, James?
Madison: Yup.
Hamilton: Hey J Mads, this is an A and B conversation. So, you can C your way out.
Madison: *puts hand on chest and leans back*
Lafayette, Laurens, Mulligan: OOOOOHH
Jefferson: Don't talk to him like that.
Hamilton: I do what I want.
Jefferson: Alright then. We'll see you at the next meeting.
Hamilton: Bring it. They don't call me "The Little Lion" for nothing. Meanwhile, they call you "The Sage of Monticello". You're a plant.
Jefferson: Plants can be deadly too. Ever hear of a Venus fly trap?
Hamilton: Ha! You eat flies? Lame!
Jefferson: You should be nervous. You can pass for one with all of the annoying noise you make.
Madison: Save it for the meeting, guys.
Jefferson: I hate you, Hamilton!
Hamilton: Hate you more, Jefferson!
Jefferson and Madison: *exit*
Me: That was interesting.
Mulligan: *finishing his popcorn* You guys should be on a reality tv show. You'd get lots of ratings.
Lafayette: No! I don't like when my friends fight!
Mulligan: You can manage them and make lots of cash. Think of how many baguettes you can buy with that cash.
Lafayette: *open mouthed smile* *directors hat and sunglasses appear on his face* We start tomorrow.
Hamilton: *madly scribbling notes*
Laurens: What are you doing?
Hamilton: Planning my attack.
Me: Guys, we should get to the next question.
*no one answers*
Me: Guys?
Me: Oh well.
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RandomAsk the Hamilsquad questions and get their responses. There may be guest appearances from people like JMads, TJeffs, GWash, A.Burr, maybe the King, and others.
