The Art of Deception

Chapter 2

I'm back!

Did you miss me?

Of course you didn't.

I'm so unloved.

And besides I wasn't even gone that long.

I think...?

The cops are here.

I better talk fast then.

And so we begin.

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He makes his way deeper and deeper into the woods. There's a bag full of food he stole in his hand. A few moments later he arrives at a small house.

"Papa!" a little girl screams and runs into his arms.

"Hey. You're back. What took so long?" another girl says, this one in her early twenties.

"Hey Tenten," he says eyeing said girls giant belly and giving her The bag of food. "I had a run in with the police. I had to say there a few days. You know the way it goes."

"Sasuke, I've been wondering..." she starts.

"What?"

"What will we do when the baby comes. I only have around two more months and you can't go outside without the police chasing you. Plus you can't deliver a baby."

"We'll figure it out," he says.

"Papa? Where do babies come from?" the little girls asks.

Her father not knowing what to say to her ignores the question. "I found a lead on Neji."

Tenten eyes him skeptically.

"Am I that untrustworthy?"

"Well..."

"Trust me this time. I know where he is—"

"We're going to see uncle Neji again?" the little girl exclaims.

"Well then where is he?"

"Yes, Sarada we're going to see uncle Neji again," he says.

"Yay!"

"So...where is he?" Tenten asks.

"Nakamura's institute for the mentally insane."

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Bang! Bang!

The story is over.

The cops are gone.

And we'll be going to an asylum soon.

I can't wait!

I love crazy people.

Goodbye.