Trouble. C.S

4.

Cole:
Camden?
I kinda need a distraction,
I know it's late but...

Camden:
It's fine,
Officer BitchFuck is a right twit.
His real name is Hitchfall.
But you can't have a name like that and expect me not to make fun of it,

Cole:
Yh ur only human,
Respecting someone's name? Ha. That's overrated,

Camden:
Sarcasm isn't appreciated

Cole:
Right,
My apologies

Camden:
The first time BitchFuck arrested me was for vandalism,

Cole:
Oh god,

Camden:
It's not as bad as it sounds,
It was my own house,
Well my mothers house...

Cole:
...

Camden:
Well my mothers husbands house.
I didn't like him very much.
Still don't.

Cole:
Can I ask why?

Camden:
Ask why in a few weeks,

Cole:
Ok,

Camden:
Can I ask why you wanted a distraction?

Cole:
Ask again in a few weeks,

Camden:
Okay.

Cole:
Isn't Camden a borough in London?

Camden:
Yeah,
I was conceived in a bathroom stall in a club in Camden.

Cole:
Cool.

Camden:
Isn't Cole the name of a king in a nursery rhyme?
Old king Cole?

Cole:
Please don't

Camden:
How did it go again?

Cole:
Don't.

Camden:
Old king Cole
Was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he.

Cole:
Ok stop there,

Camden:
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three,

Cole:
Please stop,

Camden:
Fine
But not because you told me too but because I forgot the words.

Cole:
🙃