The Life Of Tremolo And How He Became Tremosa
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1 Tremolo was born in a normal family of normal origins. He was just like you and I.2 Then, one day, he listen to Goijra and though 'this is some good music.3 And so, his love for djent was born, just like he was in 1:1.
4 He listened to djent all through school and never did anything else with his life.5 He felt sorry for all the poor metalheads that only had six string guitars to djent on.6 So he gave up all his wealth, giving it to the poor.7 He only kept the necessities, his nine string guitar.8 Every day he prayed to himself until finally, he answered his prayers.9 He got accepted into the Metal Amino while there were still good leaders.10 He went there all the time and would post whatever he wanted, until suddenly...
11 Holly was promoted to leader of the Metal Amino, and therefore renamed there religion Hollius.12 She ruled with an iron fist and would ban whomever she felt like.13 This was when our Lord and Saviour was banned.14 Luckily, he knew what to do (Tremisis 1).
Prophet Sneha
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1 Sneha was part of the religion of Hollius until Holly did wrath or something and banned her.2 She was in such shock, she didn't know what to do.3 She fasted for days, without having any metal amino to go to.4 Then she discovered Metal And Whatever.5 She was still in shock from being banned by Holly, she made a favourite about her.6 Some people loved it but some people called her a wuss and said get over it.7 She was just trying to spread the word, but then the unthinkable happened.
8 The other people here, the Hollius on this community, try to kill her.9 She was about to be killed for her religion when out of nowhere came our Lord and Saviour.10 He freed Sneha and fought off those damn Hollius.11 She was so thankful that she went on three great journeys to spread the word (Tremsneha 1-3).12 She was the single most important prophet in the growing of the faith.
The Ten Commandments
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1 And so Tremosa said "these are my commandments, and they shall be followed for all eternity.2 You must only listen to metal or other genres as long as I approve.3 Goijra is your favourite band.4 Honour thy leader and curators.5 Follow me on all social medias.6 Don't believe in any fake gods or idols, I'm looking at Holly.7 Females can only have sex with me cos I wanna get laid.8 Tell more females I wanna get laid.9 If anyone asks I'm always getting laid.10 Djent is the best Metal Subgenre.11 I can't come up with anything clever for the last commandment."
