Afterlife
1
1 When our Lord Tremosa was walking through the forest of Vargland,2 he was thinking about what more he could do to help humanity.3 He couldn't come up with much that he hadn't already done,4 but he decided that he would try because he was not a very logical person.5 He saw that people were scared of death (being banned from Metal and Whatever), and so he helped make an alternative.6 One of his minions, Drew, made an amino called Extreme Music Amino.7 They made it very velar that they were not as lenient as Trem,8 But something is better than nothing I guess.
Beforelife
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1 The beforelife was the same for everyone on this amino,2 you posted porn on metal amino and got banned.3 It's not like that's a bad thing,4 everyone watches porn, it's just no one wants to admit it.5 Which is unfortunate, imagine how good it would be if we could have group porn sessions.6 Like we could all get our genitals out in front of everyone.7 And there would be episodes and we could talk about it like we do Game Of Thrones.8 And it would have new movies on the news and kids could watch it.
Middlelife
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1 Now.
