How A Tremstian Must Live There Life
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1 This religion, just like any other, has a set of rules that need to met to to be fully devoted.2 While we do have our Ten Commandments (Tremidus 3), we have rules that weren't officially said by any figure but you should still do.3 You can only drink all the time because alcohol.4 We shall have a periods of fasting (Tremnes 2 and 3).5 If we wish to stab someone, it can only be done 23 times.6 No one said killing another human was wrong sooooooo...7 If Jews are being annoying, you can either remind them how you're better or just gas them.8 If a Christian is being annoying, burn their crosses and churches.9 If a Muslim is being annoying bomb Syria.10 I'm not racist.11 We're just the best religion.12 If a Hollius is being annoying than refer back to Tremnes 1:5-6.13 If a Hollius isn't being annoying, your lying.14 We can't eat any animal products.15 We can't eat any plant products.16 We can't eat any products.17 Food is bad for you and should not be consumed.18 Same goes for water.19 I know I said you can't eat animals, but you can eat chicken nuggets and Big Macs.20 And so, with after following all this rules, you are full Tremstian.
Tremadan
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1 Tremadan is a period in the Tremism calendar where we fast.2 It starts on June 1st and ends July 1st.3 The time chosen is because it's coming up soon and I want to happen earlier.4 The conditions are...
5 You cannot eat anything.6 You cannot drink anything.7 You can still have drugs.8 Food is to be injected.9 Drugs also have to be injected.10 Water can be licked but not drunk.
11 If all these are followed, you will get visited but Tremosa himself.12 In your dreams.
Trement
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1 Trement is when we get something we really hate and burn it each day during the period.2 This goes from January 1st to December 31st.3 This can be done to a person as well, preferably a Hollius.4 In fact, this is actually just burning Hollius's.5 You can only burn a Hollius each day because we know how much you hate them.
