BOYFRIEND MATERIAL

Q.2 Where I can find love?

"Siguraduhin mong iscatch tape mo yang id mo sa leeg mo ah!"

Mukhang may nasesermonan na naman si President

I take my poise first before entering the room then I knock in the most gorgeous way

Ewan ko na lang kung pano nyo iimaginin yung gorgeous ♡

Knock*knock**

"Door, door who's knocking on your wall whose the most PRETTIEST PRESIDENT OF THEM ALL?"

PISSty tanong to...

Ganito lagi pag may papasok sa loob ng office ng PRETTIEST PRESIDENT ng campus..

Malamang sya prettiest nag iisa lang naman syang president ng school eh

"President SEATIEL PINAKAMAGANDA liwanag is the PRETTIEST PRESIDENT OF THEM ALL"

Labas sa ilong kong sagot sa kaniya...

"Please enter"

"Hanep di pa din nag babago yung trip mo ahh"

"Oh~ look who's here~ ang kakambal ni doble kara si doble likod"

Bastos to ah..

Sya nga nagmamagandang plywood

I just raised my eyebrow and smirk

"Anyways bakit ka nga pala naandito? Wala pa kong bagong otome game na mabibigay sayo"
Magandara nyang sagot

"Well Im here to get my prize pretty plywood"

Lintik lang ang walang ganti 😏

Then I raised the kitchain. She walk towards me and give me a very keen look

"Are you sick? Kelan ka pa naging interesado sa mga palarong kalandian??"

Yes I admit yun ang tawag naming dalawa sa larong pinag gagawa nya

Aside sa mahilig syang mag maganda, kilala din sya bilang cupid ng school namin

Nag papair sya ng mga estudyante na may same level ng problema then poof* nag kakatuluyan yung iba

Syempre not in my situation I just need a contractual boyprenboyprenan for the sake na tantanan na ko ng mga kutong lups na manliligaw at para makasama na ko sa mga lakad ng bebe labs ko

"Oh come on~ can't you believe that I grow up?"

Tinitigan nya ko ng 3.1415926535
Seconds

Tapos tumawa sya ng napakalakas kung kilala nyo si peppa pig ganun na ganun sya tumawa may snork ng baboy sa dulo

"Alam mo mas madali pang paniwalaan na may marsian sa mars kesa sa s-sa-..."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH OINK

PISSty to ahh..

"Ano ba ibibigay mo ba yung award ko o hindi?"

"Y-your really serious??"

"Do I look like I am you? Fool..." I smircked while staring at her

Tumigil sya ng kakatawa at naging seryoso na din

Haaayyy sawakas kala ko nasa koral na ko

"Ehem okay so if you want the reward badly sabihin mo muna sa MAGANDANG ako kung bakit kailangan mo ng pertner"

"Well as you can see hindi lang ang MAGANDANG IKAW ang habulin ng mga nakakairitang mga lalake sa campus I decided to get rid of them that's why I am here to get a temporary boyfriend" I answer in british accent

I see her eyebrow raise

"Temporary boyfriend??"

"For just one year contract just to you know get rid of those insects"

"Alright I see your point... kahit ako kung chakaness naman ang manliligaw"

""Mas magandang ilibing na lang sila sa lupa para maging krudo""

We say in chorus

"Gumagaling ka na ahh"

"Di lang yun gumaganda pa lalo"

"So wheres my reward?"

"Lan? Unfortunately nag back out sya busy kasi sya sa banda nya eh"

"So you're telling me I wasted half hour of my life without gaining anything?"

"Chill doble likod, you said you want a boyfriend for 1 year? I have a perfect guy for you"

"Make sure na mala haruka doujima yan ng rental boyfriend ahh"

"See by yourself"

Then a sound of curtain from nowhere opens

"Presenting TEPPEI ♡♡~"

Wohh~ a HOTSOME (hot-handsome) guy ang nag pakita sa mala teatro na kurtina