Ice Storm

Ice Thawing

We arrived at a campsite with tents pitched everywhere. I was dragged to the largest one. That's probably where Mr.Mustache's lair was.

"Do you really have to do this? I'm only making an offer. This isn't necessary!" I squirmed as one of Mr.Mustache's minions were tieing me to a chair.

"I wouldnt want you running off. You wouldn't get very far but I am a man that takes it safe." A cool voice said from behind me.

"Do I really look like the type of man to run?" I raised an eyebrow, still not able to see who the voice was coming from.

"No, but like I said, I like to take precaution." The man it belonged to was...

Indeed Mr.Mustache.

"May I ask what your name is? After all I am giving you billions of dollars."

"Very good point. My name is Sir Rajio." He gave a curt bow and then took a seat in the chair in front of me.

"I'm very pleased to meet you Mr.Rajio." Can you sense the sarcasm in my voice?

"Now that you know what name your check is being made to, let's get to business shall we?" Mr.Rajio laced his fingers together and looked at me.

"Ah yes, but first may I just say something?"

Are you about to start your plan now? Because we both know that you don't have the money that he wants.

"Of course."

"Im not going to give you the money you wish for." I said cooly.

"And why not?" I heard the rising anger coming from Mr.Rajio's voice. I'm guessing he is a man with a short temper. That could be very helpful in my plan!

"Because I don't have it. In fact I barely have any!" I smiled sweetly hoping to get the reaction I hoped for.

"So why exactly did you say that you did? I do not like liars Mr-"

I stopped him from finishing his sentence, just like I planned to.

What exactly are you planning to do?

Just wait and see.

"I am not a liar. You didn't ask me if I had money, I only said I could make you a rich man. I never said I would though." I smirked knowing what his reaction was going to be.

"How dare you lie to me? You...you..y-" He was stuttering! I made him so angry he didn't even know what to say.

Well done Lilly! Well done!

"What? Come on! Out with it. You're waisting time here." I almost smiled at the grave look he gave me.

I smiled more when I saw his hand raising up from his side.

Whack!

"Ooph!"

Myself and the chair were thrown to the ground from how hard he slapped me.

That hit was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be, but no matter, my plan had worked!

"How dare you hit a woman!" I yelled, almost grinning. The element of surprise! From my words of course.

"What?" He looked stunned for a second but soon recovered with confusion instead.

"I said how dare you lay your hands on a woman! I just can't believe you actually hit me!" My face began to crinkle from the fake crying I was about to do.

"You're no woman! Your a man! Are you blind?"

"All nineteen years of my life I've been absolutely positive that I'm indeed a woman! And not once in my lifetime have I been assulted like that!" Oh and the fake tears fell from my eyes. Niagra falls couldn't beat me!