HAM (Hard As a Muthaf**ka)

HALF MEASURES

HALF MEASURES

                 I woke up the next morning, with a bit of a headache…the room was cool, and the bedsheets slightly drenched, with moisture that I could tell came from me fuckin the shit outta some bitch the night before. I looked to my right- to Melissa, lying there in a peaceful slumber. I looked at my cell…it was eleven.

                 “Lissa, get up,”                 

                 “Fewmoreminutes,” she mumbled. I looked at her medium toned body…she had a cherub tat on her left upper back, and tats on her arms, but the rest of her was a blank canvas. I shook her again. “Get up girl,”

                 She whined, rolling over to me. “What the hell, J? It can’t be noon yet,”

                 My brow rose, as I sat up. “Contrary to popular belief, I do more before noon than most niggas do all day! And I can’t have yo ass lyin around my place while I’m busy!”

                 “You suck,” she pouted, wrappin herself in the sheets. I looked to her with awe…it’s not like I haven’t seen her naked- we just had sex last night! I yoinked the sheets off Melissa, as she yelped out, in a scream. I walked upon her, as she looked up to me. “So this is it..? No more messin around?”

                 “Kady loves you, and I aint trynna mess that up wit you and her,” I said, touchin her soft, tanned arms. “Remember- this stuff we doin means money…money for you to pay for school, and no longer be at the mercy of your father. I don’t want Kady blowin up, and things get messed up- I want everyone to get along, so we can accomplish our goals and dreams,”

                 Melissa sighed, noddin her head. “I feel ya…well at least I got this out of my system. Maybe it’s a good thing we don’t have to keep ‘bein together’…I wouldn’t want to have to start doin shit, like cook for your ass, or run your bath water,”

                 As she walked away, I gave that ass a hard smack. Melissa screamed, turning around, and looking at me, as she rubbed her buttock. “J! That hurt!”

                 “That’s for actin like it’s a fuckin chore, runnin me some bath water,” I scorned. “Getcho ass in the shower before I smack you some more,”

                 I swung again, but Melissa skittered, screaming. I gave chase, as we ran around the bedroom, throwing sheets and pillows at each other. I jumped over the bed, wrapped her up in a tackle, as she kicked her legs in the air. “I give up! I GIVE UP!”

                 I let go of her, as she gave me one last shove…we went into the bathroom, where I started the shower. I pinned Melissa against the shower glass door, as I ate that pussy- just to see if I could bring an orgasm to her that way… she came hard, gasping, as her body made the glass doors vibrate. I felt a personal degree of satisfaction myself, for accomplishin such a feat…however, she couldn’t return the favor.

                 “Gawd! I never met a chick that sucks at suckin dick!” I laughed, as we rolled down I-20. Melissa slumped in her seat a little, as I laughed even harder. She elbowed my arm. “And then, you couldn’t even swallow!”

                 “I’m a lesbian, fer Christ sake!” she heckled back. “It’s not like I walk around with a dick in my mouth all day like most chicks, or some guys fer that matter…hell, I never swallowed a guy’s skeet a day in my life! I’m pretty sure that one boy at the club last night with your girl, prolly has…he was hil-larry-ous,”