what the fuck

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so lars gets back to earth after a whole bunch of fighting the diamonds bullshit wit a whole bunch of fucked up gems.
off colour gems: wus poppin
garnet: what the fuck
amethyst: IM NOT ALONE XDD :333c they're just like me uwu uwu
pearl: p. put them back
since lars was finally back steven went 2 get sadie.
steven: LARS ISNT DEAD!!!
sadie: god dammit- i mean YAY OMG TAKE ME TO HIM
steven and sadie arrive back at stevens place .
lars: buenos dias sadie
sadie: whY THE FUCK ARE YOU. PINK
lars: because i died and steven brought me back to life and shit
sadie: ...
lars: i wish he let me die tho-anyways i also have a completely different personality bc the writers can't write characters develop for shit so hi
sadie: well fuck
sadie: i guess this is where we make up and shit and wait another 6 months for a follow up bomb??
lars: yeah lmao

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