Daughter: hey mom can I talk to you..?
Mom: Yep. What's going on?
Daughter: can you be open minded? Please?
Mom: I will try my best...just tell me.
Daughter: ...okay..I'm pregnant
Mom: WTH??!! When did this happen? You are in big trouble young lady. I cannot believe you have done this! Unbelievable.
Daughter: mom.
Mom: What😡
Daughter: I'm not really pregnant. I got suspended from school today I just wanted to give you an icebreaker❤️😅
Mom: You're grounded😑