Okay this one isn't texting but deal with it.😝
Girl- I have my heart surgery today.
Boy- I know
Girl- I love you!
Boy- I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only one in the room*
Girl- Where is he?
Dad- Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl- *starts crying*
Dad- Just kidding, he went to the bathroom.