Gunz God: Tom
Gunz God: Thomas
Gunz God: JEAHOVAS WITNESS
Edgy Alcoholic: The hell do you want Commie?
Gunz God: You're going out to buy more Smirnoff right?
Edgy Alcoholic: Yeah, so?
Gunz God: While you're out, go buy me more cigars
Edgy Alcoholic: OH COME ON
Gunz God: I'll give you extra Smirnoff if you do
Edgy Alcoholic: I'll be on my way
Edgy Alcoholic: There's no more
Gunz God: No more what?
Edgy Alcoholic: Cigars
Gunz God: GOD DAMMIT
Edgy Alcoholic: What now
Gunz God: Forget it, just come home
Edgy Alcoholic: You still owe me the extra Smirnoff
Gunz God: Yeah I know
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI was probably extremely drunk...and this trash was born!
