CreepyPasta Collections #1

Sexual Offenderman

Silence filled the night sky as faint moonlight illuminated a small lake that had thousand of fireflies floating lazily across and above it's surface. A slight rustling sound coming from the lake shore caused the lighting bugs to move away from the source of the noise. The source being a rather tall being who had no face that wore a trench coat, fedora, and long lace up boats. This being had a very unique name; it being "Sexual Offenderman" or "Smexy"  for short.  Smexy had a habit of giving roses to anybody who caught his interest(which was everybody) and if the rose was accepted then he would then take that person away and have his wicked way with them.

Almost every night was filled with multiple people falling into his trap; but there were certain nights where he would spend the entire night, or next few nights, with the same person, it all depended on how much they caught his attention. But there was an even rarer occasion where someone would tell him they'd accept his rose with a condition and he wold agree to what the condition was. Of course he'd make them take his rose first so they couldn't run off on him after he had done his half; but generally people weren't stupid enough to try.  

This was one of those nights where he had given the rose to someone who had accepted it with a condition. But...their condition had been so simple that he agreed and now Smexy sat crossed legged with a young woman curled up in the middle of his legs peacefully asleep. Looking down at the small female the slender being wondered for a moment how it was she slept so peacefully in the presence of a monster who had the right to do anything to her body whenever he pleased. However at the moment Offenderman let her rest and thought back idly went back to what her condition was in the first place.
---Mini Flashback To Earlier This Night---

"Hello there beautiful..." A charming voice called out as he leaned against a lamp post; his hat tipped over his non-existent face. A young woman with shoulder length red hair and chocolate eyes looked over at the being and softly laughed, a little amused by what he said. Smexy watched as she walked over to him, a grin forming on his face. For him, the day had just begun and had victims to find and this lovely lady would be the first. When the ginger was in front of him she clasped her hands behind her back and smiled up at him.

"Ya know it's dangerous out here alone at night right Mister?" She started; causing him to chuckle slightly. He wouldn't be in any danger as long as he avoided his brothers. "I'm hardly in any danger, however someone as lovely as you surely shouldn't be alone this late. The big bad wolf might come and steal you away." As the faceless being spoke his amusement only growing from this girl. The girl however just laughed and shook her head "A wolf wouldn't have much interest in me, besides..." Her voice trailed up as she looked up at his non-face.  When she saw nothing was there Sexual Offenderman expected her to run and scream and just over all cause problems.

Her actual reaction surprised him as she just smiled "I'm already speaking to a worse predator then a petty wolf"  The complete lack of fear in her gaze made the sexual predator laugh; loudly. "Lady; you should be running for your life, not making small talk with me...." Leaning in closer to the female Offender's skin tore open showing a large toothed grin "...Unless you wanted this meeting to happen?" For a brief moment he saw fear flicker through her gaze but as quickly as it came it left, the tiny woman making herself stand tall in front of a monster. "Not particularly but running from a predator only makes them give chase....and besides...maybe since I've been given this chance to actually speak to you...I figured I should take advantage of it."

His grin changing into something more of a smirk Smexy reached into his coat and offered her a single rose as he watched her reach out to take it. But right before she took it her hand stopped, a mere hares breath away. Seeing her hesitation Offender rose a nonexistent brow at her hesitation "What's wrong; I thought you wanted a nice old chat with me." He said still holding at the breath taking rose. "I do....that's while I'll accept this rose with a condition." That made the Slender hold back a low groan. Smexy wasn't fond when his victims had condition since they were always really redundant and stupid. Slowly nodded and waited to listen to hear her 'condition'.

"My condition is simple....Give me one night. One night to go out with you and do some fun things; after the sun comes out...you'll be free to do what you please with me"  These words weren't that the faceless being expected but he grinned and nodded anyway. With hope she wouldn't boring and want to do a bunch of stupid things...like knitting or something. He watched as the woman take the rose and sealing their deal. "Now I need to get home to change into proper clothes for our outing!" And with that the woman threaded the rose into her equally red hair started to go into one direction; holding onto the predators hand as she did so.

---End Of Flash Back---

Even the memory made him chuckle a bit. They spent their night going to different costume based clubs and because of the ginger in his lap they'd usually get a private room so they wouldn't need to worry about peoples stares. Every now and then they would stop at some fast food joint buy a bunch of food, well he would she'd just order all their sweets, and then go eat it at some nearby park and they'd talk about random things. Eventually ginger tired out and they ended up at the lake they were currently at.

When the bugs had first showed up the woman had ran the lake side and gazed happily at them. And so; their night ended with them sitting down and watching fireflies pointing out different shapes they thought the insects were making, and at some point the young woman had asked for some more of his roses and then made a pretty simple rose crown and plopped it onto of the tall monsters head(He ended up having to lean down for her to be able to do it though). It all ended however when the woman fell asleep on his lap, her body finally giving in to the fatigue it was feeling.

Sexual Offender looked up at the dancing fireflies once more, watching them slowly disperse back into wherever they hid as the sun started to show over the horizon. Picking the lady in his arms Smexy teleported back her house and gently laid her what he assumed to be her bed. "I'll come collect some other time beautiful. It's no fun if one of us is too tired to enjoy all the fun we'd have." And so the tall faceless left his victim asleep on her bed; untouched for another day. He'd be back for her of course but, when would be hard to say.

But as he appeared on the dark streets of a city that was asleep; Smexy removed the rose crown from around his fedora and looked at it for a few moments, remembering the words of the red headed girl before tucking it into his coat for safekeeping. Maybe he'd put it on again when he felt like bothering Arc with his new title.