Random Stuffs!!

BaRi Ri at the restaurant

BaRi Ri just finished eating at a fancy restaurant

BaRi Ri: *wipes mouth* That was good. *raise hand* Waiter!

Waiter: Yes sir?

BaRi Ri: *pretends to write something in hand*

Waiter: the check?

BaRi Ri: No! I just want you to finish writing your novel so I can read it

Waiter: oh! I have 3 chapters to write

(5 minutes later)

BaRi Ri: *raise hand* Hey!

Waiter: *walks close*

BaRi Ri: *pretends to spin something in the air*

Waiter: the bill?

BaRi Ri: no. Just spin around

Waiter: *spins around slowly*

BaRi Ri: *whisper* and he's really doing it...

(5 minutes later)

BaRi Ri: *raise hand* Bill please!

Waiter: *points at himself* Oh! Sorry. I'm John. Bill's back there

BaRi Ri: Well, what about the check?

Waiter: Republic?

BaRi Ri: *sigh* ok, nevermind

Waiter: Do you still wanna pay?

BaRi Ri: Yeah! It would be nice for... a change

(5 minutes later....again)

BaRi Ri: *raise hand* check please!

Waiter: *checks pockets*

BaRi Ri: what are you doing?

Waiter: I'm checking myself

BaRi Ri: Right...

Waiter: *checks right pocket*

BaRi Ri: Left

Waiter: *checks left pocket*

BaRi Ri: *sigh* this is gonna be a long day. *looks at waiter* Up

Waiter: *touch face*

BaRi Ri: Down

Waiter: *touches his (you know what I mean)*

BaRi Ri: *singing* Up down funk you up

(5 minutes later)

BaRi Ri: *raise hand* Uh, pay!

Waiter: Okay Pal!

BaRi Ri: *laughs* hohohoho *monkey noise* hahahaha!!!! You're funny

Waiter: would you like to pay by cash?

BaRi Ri: no... *stands up* *grabs stocks stools* *puts stools beside his chair* *sits down* *grabs one stool* I wanna pay by stools

Waiter: Uhh, that'll be 1 stool and a half

BaRi Ri: *grabs another stool* keep the change *gives stools to the waiter*

(another 5 minutes later)

Waiter: *sits down in front of BaRi Ri* *puts check on the table* Pay!

BaRi Ri: *grabs pepper* per!

Waiter: *shows check* See-

BaRi Ri: Salt! *puts salt on the table*

Waiter: *sweats*

BaRi Ri: You won't...*grabs ketchup* KETCHUP on me

Waiter: OREGANO let me?

BaRi Ri: No, because I'm a cruel... CUMIN (I know he's an alien😶) being

Waiter: Are you MUSTARTED?

BaRi Ri: Let's SPICE things up

Waiter: for all SEASONS?

BaRi Ri: just for the Spring.....ROLL

Waiter: Ok, you win... TER

BaRi Ri: Alright, let's just SUMMMER.....RIZE this

Waiter: It's Autumn....matic

BaRi Ri: This is getting really cringey

Waiter: So, are you gonna pay?

BaRi Ri: No... I'm winning so... Check *moves pepper in front of the salt* MATE

Waiter: are you sure? *taps check*

BaRi Ri: *opens check* *saw bill* O_O

(BaRi Ri's bill)

Bill: 1,000,000,000,000

7% Tax: 7,000,000

10% Service Charge: 10,000,000

Total: 1,000,017,000,000

THE END

Hey everyone! GravityBoy357 here! Yes, I am alive. I'm feeling a lot better now! And sorry for not updating for a week(?). I just recovered from the acccident weeks ago. I'm sure you guys already know that.

Anyways, this story is real, okay? I really did that to the waiter yesterday but, the waiter is my cousin, he's working at a fancy restaurant. So, anyway, I really did that, every five minutes I call him and pretend to pay the check. 😂😂😂 I'm SAVAGE😂😂

That's it for today! See you guys on the next chapter! Bye!