Random Stuffs!!

How to properly deal with a phone scammer

Solar: Hey Quake

Quake: yeah?

Solar: you're looking for Rave for months right?

Quake: uhh...yeah why?

Solar: I think I know what they're doing *shows phone which he called Rave* listen

Rave: *in the phone. You can hear explosions and gun shots* NONOONONOONONO! HEAL ME! DON'T SHOOT ME! WHERE TF ARE MY TEAMMATES?! I NEED HEALING!!!! YES YES YES YES!! COME HERE! *screams* YES! YES! IT'S GOING UP! COME ON! FASTER! 

Quake: ....

Solar: ....

Rave: TASTE MY VIRGINITY B*%&HES!!!!

Quake: *ends the call* okay...I heard enough

Solar: what are they doing for the past month?

Quake: ugh beats me. I really need their right now tho. They promised to help me to the shop

Solar: do you know where they live?

Quake: yeah. just a couple mile on the right and then you can see a black tall gate, that's where they live

Solar: then go get them

Quake: can't. I still need to fix the bed Blaze and Cyclone broke

Solar: let them fix it

Quake: you do know that those two hates chores. augh. can you go to Rave?

Solar: sorry but I can't.

Quake: why?

Solar: the photographer is coming today and I'm gonna need my beautiful face for the picture *sass pose*

Quake: -_- are you serious?

Solar: now, if you need me. I'm gonna be in my beautiful spa with my ladies *went upstairs*

Quake: WE DON'T HAVE A SPA! AND ESPECIALLY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LADIES! *groan* I'll just ask Blaze and Cyclone to get them

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(Outside Rave's house)

knock knock knock!

Blaze: Rave~! 

Cyclone: HEY YOU THERE?!

Blaze: RAVE! COME OUT NOW! LANDSLIDE NEEDS YOU!

No answer

Blaze: groan you know what. I'll burn their house down

Cyclone: whoa whoa whoa! hang on! before you do something violent, I'll go look through their window

Blaze: pssshhh fine

Cyclone: *floats in front of the window* RAVE! *throws rocks* COME OUT!!!

Blaze: anyone there?

Cyclone: I don't know hang on I'll turn on the megaphone 

Blaze: and I'll prepare my fires

Cyclone: *turns on megaphone*

Rave: WHO KEEPS THROWING ROCKS T---

Cyclone: HEY RAVE!!! YOU IN THERE?!

Rave: *hair is messy and lips looks like got hooked on the left side* .........

Cyclone: uhhh....

Awkward silence

Rave: What is wrong with you?!