Your PC's blood is red
That dragon is blue
You split up the party
And the DM hates you.

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Roses are red 2nd edition
PoetryRoses are red Violets are blue so I'm giving credit Where credit is due *j_star's idea* All of these poems thought of by me and my family, and all are original (as far as I know) Okay: We have actually romantic, sassy/mean, random/funny, and D&D poe...
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Your PC's blood is red
That dragon is blue
You split up the party
And the DM hates you.