Oh, Brother. (OHHC fanfiction)

One~

       "What do you mean you 'Left it at home?' How can you just leave it somewhere without noticing?!"

"It's not my fault I was in a hurry to go get your stupid book from Haruhi's house!"

"Haruhi could have brought it to school and gave it to me but now neither of us are going to be able compete!"

"Why can't we just go back and get it?!"

"You can, I'm not wasting my time getting your board!"

"Fine! Just let me borrow your board and I'll go get mine!"

"My board?! No way am I letting you use my board, you'll forget it too!"

"Why you-"

The two dark haired males pressed their foreheads together, sparks flying between them. Thankfully a brunette cross dresser stepped in. After all, this was taking place in the middle of the hallway outside music room #3.

"Yan-Jon!" Haruhi called her nickname for two twins, but they didn't notice.

"Why don't you say that again you little prick!" Yanpai yelled at Jonpai, pressing his forehead harder.

"I said, 'Your a stuck up and self centered little bitch!" Jonpai retorted, pushing back and equaling their heads.

"Guys," Haruhi was getting impatient, and didn't notice the five heads peeking out from the club doors.

"Your just itching for a fight huh?!" Yanpai clenched his fists, ready to swing.

"Your cruising for a bruising if you think your gunna do anything about it!" Jonpai copied his brothers actions, causing more sparks to fly.

"GUYS!" Haruhi had enough.

"WHAT?" The yelled back at her, heads Turing with a fire in their eyes, foreheads still touching.

"What are you fighting about this time?" She sighed, wanting to quickly resolve the problem so she could go to lunch.

"This idiot left his skateboard at home and without it we can't compete in the Brothers Skate!" Yanpai yelled, turning back to Jonpai.

"And this moron won't lend me his board to go get it before the competition starts!" Janpai also turned back, glaring hard.

"Who you calling a moron, you-"

"Knock it off!" Haruhi glomped both boys on the head, sending them to the ground to rub the bump forming.

Yanpai glared at Haruhi while Jonpai pouted, tears in his eyes. Haruhi straightened out her uniform, huffing at the boys behavior.

"I swear you two never change.." she mumbled, placing her hands on her hips.

"Yanpai, your going to give Jonpai your board. Jonpai, your going to go back to your manor and get your own board. Then you will both compete in the competition together as planned." She ordered, earning a grumble from an annoyed Yanpai and an excited squeal from Jonpai.

"Ooooo~ Haru~chan~" Jonpai smiled, hearts filling his eyes. "Are you going to come watch me at the competition~?"

"Shut up you idiot, she's prolly busy." Yanpai growled, glomping his brother.

Jonpai cried as he held his head, muttering about how Yanpai was a meanie. Yanpai scoffed at his brothers hopless behavior. Haruhi smiled at her childhood friends.

"I would come but I have club duties." She frowned, and Yanpai scowled.

"You never hang out with us anymore. We've barely seen your ass at all this year." Yanpai seemed to realize what he said and quickly added: "Jonpai won't shut up about you, just come over and make him stop."