Oh, Brother. (OHHC fanfiction)

Three~

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   "So why did you bring the lame-o club?" Jonpai huffed, leaning on the side of the bleachers where the club sat with Haruhi.

"They wouldn't shut up." She deadpanned, earning a wine from Tamaki.

"Next up is June Falls and Luce Luck, two fifteen year old skaters from Michigan."

"Shouldn't you guys be waiting with all the others?" Honey asked innocently, a few of the normal flowers dancing around him.

"Nah, we already did our practice." Yanpai fixed his hair by pushing it back with the headband, Turing to look at the blond boy. "Plus were not even in this group of skaters."

"There's more than one group?" Karu asked, seeming to be genuinely curious.

"Oh yeah, there's four groups of five." Jonpai answered, not taking his eyes off Haruhi who was watching the skaters. "It's ranked by how many tournaments you've won already, four being less than five and one being over twenty."

"What group are you two in?" Tamaki questioned next, purple eyes big. Jonpai turned to answer him, his own eyes getting stuck in the rich purple.

"U-uh, we're in group one, s-so we compete last." Jonpai looked away quickly, trying to focus on the skating pool.

"You must be pretty good at this then." Hikaru said dully, his words not meaning any insult for once.

Jonpai spared a quick glance at Yanpai, excepting his brother to not notice the tone and take it badly.

"Yeah I guess so." Yanpai shrugged. "It's really easy to win if you know what to do and when."

"What does that mean?" The group was a bit stunned at the two's interaction, considering the violent confrontation earlier.

"Uh, it's all about point placement." Jonpai answered. "Like, anything in the edge is moderate points, middle is low, and corners are high."

"Here, look." Yanpai jumped up on the bleachers and sat next to Hikaru, pointing to the pool.

Jonpai watched as his twin explained how the scoring worked, and even some of the tricks. The patience he displayed intriguing and confusing him. Jonpai was snapped from his thoughts by a tap on his shoulder, a certain purple eyed boy wanting his attention.

"I'm sorry, but I noticed you looked familiar before. Have we met?" The curiosity in Tamaki's eyes made Jonpai want to swoon, the feminine shape causing a major inner fangirl.

"I-I don't think so?" He shook his head, scratching his neck nervously. "Maybe? Have you ever been to America?"

"Hmm," Tamaki tapped his chin with this index finger. "Maybe whe-"

"Yo Jon! Is that who I think it is?" Yanpai cut in and pointed out to the bleachers on the other side of the pool.

"No fucking way," Jonpai scoffed as he caught sight of the chiseled chin and prefect hair.

"Hold that thought Hikaru, I'm gunna go kill someone real quick," Yanpai jumped down off the bleachers only to be held back by his brother. "Let me go."

"No let's do this the old way, like when we were kids." Jonpai's grin grew devious, only for Yanpai to copy.

"I'll do my best brother."

Haruhi caught sight of their smirks and face palmed. "Oh, brother."

//-\\

"Hey, Brian. Long time no see."

"Yeah since when are you in Japan?"

"Since I heard you two had a chance at winning a skate tournament." Brian gained a smug look, adjusting his leather jacket.

"So what, you just magically learned how to skate over the past two months and now you're wasting what money you have on petty trips to Japan?" Yanpai blew up a bit, but quickly restrained himself from throwing his fist.

"No, I moved here." Brian looked even more smug as he fixed his brown flipped hair, running his fingers through the rock hard gel.

"Of fucking fantastic." Jonpai groaned. "So not only do we have to deal with you today, we have to deal with you even more after that? God-"

"Watch your mouth." Brian spat in a sudden burst of anger. "We don't want a repeat of 8th grade, do we?"

"That's not going to happen," Yanpai stepped infront of Jonpai before his brother could show fear. "I kicked your ass once I'll do it again."

"Correction, you almost kicked my ass. Actually, you didn't even get to hit me so technically you didn't kick my ass at all."

"Well look around, dick." Yanpai gestured around himself. "I don't see your big bad daddy anywhere around. That means it's open season for me."

Brian grit his teeth and popped his knuckles, a habit he acquired after spending so much time with Yanpai in their younger years.

"I don't need my father around to beat you to a pulp." He snarled, earning one right back from Yanpai.

"No, because your mommy is good enough right?"

"At least I have a mommy. Mine didn't leave me as soon as we ran into some financial trouble."

Jonpai could feel Yanpai's muscles tense, along with his own.

"No, she just fucked every man your daddy ever introduced." Jonpai froze and stared at Yanpai.

Jonpai didn't know that. Why didn't Yanpai tell him? How did Yanpai always seem to know something he didn't, always something more valuable. Not to mention, it was surprising to see Yanpai act so coolly.

Was he... showing off?

"I'm gunna kick your ass!" Brian spat. "You don't know anything about my parents!"

"Just like you don't know mine." Yanpai cocked his head, but kept his fists where his response time would be quick. "See, my mom was faithful. She died giving birth to my little sister. I know for a fact your mom has slept with nearly every man in America that has a bit of money. Actually, I wonder if you're even related to Mr. Jones."

"You just wait, I swear to god I'm gunna kill you." With his final words snarled, Brian stomped off.

"Well that's one way to keep it level." Yanpai shrugged and turned to his brother. "You okay? He didn't get through to you right?"

"..." Jonpai was silent.

"Hey, are you okay or not? Don't make me carry you to the nurse infront of all these people." Yanpai waved his hand infront of his brothers face, trying to get some attention.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God." Jonpai breathed.

"What? What?!" Yanpai nearly shook his brother.

"You were showing off!" Yanpai deadpanned as Jonpai began to swoon in his personal fantasies.

"I don't have time for this." Yanpai turned and began to walk away.

"You so totally were! Omg, who was it for?" Yanpai groaned. "Was it for Haruhi? No, you never show off for her. What about Karu! No, he's to cool headed. Ah! It was Hikaru! Ohhh I feel a new ship building~~"

Yanpai rubbed his temples.

"Please shut up."