Pretend {Zoro X Reader}

A Girl

You settled into the booth releasing an exasperated sigh.

"Rough day?" Nami quirked a brow.

"Why is going back to work after vacation so hard?" You slumped back letting your head loll against the vinyl seat.

"Poor thing. "She cooed rubbing your shoulder.

"Yes, pity me." You chuckled grabbing a menu.

"So, how was the trip?"

"So-so" You muttered flipping a page.

You hadn't told Nami about your little scheme. She had no idea Zoro had even gone with you.

"Mom drama again?"

You groaned and began to tell her everything. Well, everything but the weird fluttery feelings that have been bubbling up since the reunion.

"So, was he a good fake boyfriend? I can't even imagine it." She snorted.

"Uhm. Surprisingly? He was still an ass, but didn't seem to mind spending time with my parents together and individually. He even stopped Mel from hitting me."

"Wow. That is a little surprising." She paused, "I feel like you aren't telling me everything."

You tilted your head fighting the flush that threatened your cheeks.

"Ho ho!" She offered a dark grin, "What happened? Tell me everything."

"N-nothing." You said defensively.

"Not buying it." She munched on a fry, "Spill it or I'll just ask him."

"Fine." You narrowed your eyes and forced your lips into a small frown, "Mom invited Fernando and didn't tell him I was there with someone. Apparently, that didn't matter anyway because he met Zoro and still decided to grope me on the dancefloor."

Nami's eyes widened," The balls on that guy."

"Yeah. I guess Zoro had a good vantage point because he stepped in and pulled Fernando off me." She stared waiting for you to continue, "Uh then I kind of taught him how to dance?"

"That...is....adorable!" She clasped her hands together.

You couldn't keep the flush at bay any longer and your face went crimson.

"There's something else?!" She leaned over the table.

"N-no" You stammered, "Not exactly."

"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!" She squealed.

You lowered you head pressing it against the table.

"The reunion was at an Inn and my parents rented a room us; which is fine after all we'd been sharing my room. But there was only one bed and the couch was small and uncomfortable." You muttered.

"Oh my god!" She giggled

"It's not like that calm down." You craned your neck narrowing your eyes, "I uh- had this dream."

She slapped her palms against the table causing you to bristle.

"Never mind." You crossed your arms and scowled.

"F/Naaaaaaaaame." She drew your name out into a long whine.

"Ugh ok. It was... kind of... a sex dream. He doesn't know I had it and if you tell him I swear on Madara's dog soul I'll kill you." You blurted through gritted teeth.

She mimed out zipping her lips.

"Man, I thought you hated him." She sat back smiling.

"I mean ... He was so rude. He still kind of is; always calling me an idiot." You felt yourself pout.