Pretend {Zoro X Reader}

In Shock

"Uh I don't think I heard that right." You slouched forward against Zoro's chest.

He brushed your tendrils off your shoulders lightly kissing the top of your head.

"I got this pretty pearly white postcard that says 'Dan & Mel L/N would like to announce the marriage of their only daughter F/N M/N L/N to Fernando Solis Diaz this November. Save the dates to follow!' I can't believe what I'm looking at." You could hear her flipping the card back and forth.

Zoro looked down at you both brows raised as you groaned.

"This is bad. Really bad."

"I can be over in a few minutes if you want." She offered.

You flushed realizing the position you were in.

"Uh n-no. It's fine. I have to figure out what to do. Thanks for letting me know. Talk to you later" You hung up tossing the phone next to you on the sofa.

Zoro's hands rested on the small of your back, "Was it worth the interruption?"

"If I didn't answer she would have shown up. And she has a key." You smirked up at him.

"So, what's this really bad thing?"

"Mel sent out a marriage announcement." You replied

"That is really bad." He scowled.

"I was hoping she was bluffing. I should know better." You let your arms drop lifelessly at your sides, "I dunno what to do."

"Well, if we stay like this I could think of at least one thing." He nuzzled your left cheek with his nose.

You cupped each side of his face enjoying the moment.

So cute.

He leaned in to kiss you as your phone went off, text after text after text.

"Can we just have a minute?" He groaned.

You reached for the device with a pout, "Poor Mossface."

He sat back crossing his arms.

[[ Image received ]]

Marco: TF is this?

Marco: I thought you settled things?!

Marco: Why

Marco: Why would she even send this to me?!

Me: Calm down!

Me: I just found out about it. Nami got one too.

Me: I'm not surprised she sent it to you.

Me: Probably to rub things in. She knows we're still close. Please don't be mad.

Marco: I'm not mad at you. Sorry.

Marco: Just...what kind of monster treats their kid like this? Does Dan even know?

[[ Incoming Call : Traffy ]]

Zoro dropped his arms at his sides sighing dramatically.

"Yo?" You answered the call offering an apologetic smile as you slid off his lap to the cushion at his right.

"Your mother has lost her mind." Law rumbled.

"So I hear... Marco sent me a picture of it." You tucked your feet up under you.

"Wow. Why the fuck would she send it to Marco?"

"To be an asshole. He's pretty pissed." You held the phone with your shoulder attempting to wiggle back into your tee shirt.