Pretend {Zoro X Reader}

Happy Birthday

A/N : Alright y'all. NSFW chapter... enjoy! 

"Here this one is his favorite." Marco pulled out a black labeled bottle of pearl sake.

"Hmm I dunno it looks expensive." You eyed the gold leaf kanji on the label, "How much?"

"On the house." He winked, "Just this once."

"I can't just take from your inventory." You started to argue.

"I'm trying to help you get laid woman. Just take the damn bottle." He shoved the bottle into a bag and forced you to take it.

"The goal isn't to get laid dumbass." You smirked.

"Suure~" He cooed.

"You guys talking about doin' it?" Ace plopped down beside you with a plate full of fried food.

"This guy." You pointed at the raven with your thumb, "Do you have some kind of sonar?"

"Shut up." He chuckled with a mouth full.

"I keep telling you not to take your break out here yoi." Marco chided.

"But F/N is here." Ace whined tugging your arm.

"Hey don't use me as an excuse to break your brother's rules."

Luckily for Ace an actual customer pulled Marco away from the conversation.

"So you guys haven't done it." Ace shoveled more food into his freckled maw.

"Sounds more like you're confirming rather than asking." You rested your chin in your palm.

"Well, you guys get all fidgety around each other... It's pretty obvious." He commented.

"That's ridiculous."

"But true." He shrugged, "He hasn't been with very many women he's probably afraid to make a move."

"I'm not sure what that's supposed to say about me." You narrowed your eyes.

"I mean... You used to bang my brother. I've heard it." He wiggled his brows.

"You little shit." You slugged his shoulder, "Besides...moves have been made. Things just got interrupted."

"What are you guys talking about?" Zoro walked up on the other side of you.

"You guys doin-" You slapped your hand over Ace's big mouth.

"Nothing. He's being an ass." You smiled.

"Alright." He peered around you at Ace who was sulking and eating at the same time.

"How was work?" You asked rubbing a smudge of soot off his cheek.

"It sucked. You wanna just go home?" His face morphed into an adorable frown.

"Sure. I thought you'd want to grab some food." He was already tugging you off the barstool," Bye Ace, I guess."

You crammed the bag Marco'd forced on you into your purse and trailed behind Zoro as he stalked outside.

"What's wrong?" You asked unlocking the car.

"I spent 5 hours working on the coal forge. Something got lodged in the piping that draws the air in."

That explained the soot; even patches of his hair were stained.

"Did you get it fixed?" You drove out of the parking lot.

"No." He growled, "It needs a part, but Joni wants me to make it because he says it's cheaper. I said we should just toss the whole thing its old and I always get stuck fixing it. The gas forge works much better anyway."