Dolan Twins; imagines and preferences

stupid things you say

ethan
🤦‍♂️ "have you ever seen a baby pigeon?"

🤦‍♂️ "if we can't see air, can fish see water?

🤦‍♂️ "have you ever thought that when you are eating a lollipop you are actually swallowing your own flawored saliva?"

🤦‍♂️ "did you know that i bleed once in a month for a week from the same hole you are fucking me?"

🤦‍♂️ "have you notice that the krusty krab was a lobster trap?"

grayson
🤦‍♂️ "in the song 'masquerade' from the phantom of the opera it sounds like they are saying 'masturbate' than 'masquerade'" a/n i ruined the song xd

🤦‍♂️ "have you ever thought that every time i'm on my periods i'm practically cheating you cuz i use tampons?"

🤦‍♂️ "have you noticed that in the movie the lion king, timon and pumba watched simba and nala have sex?"

🤦‍♂️ "did you noticed that two students were having sex on the marsuder's map in harry potter?"

🤦‍♂️ "have you ever thought that when there is a sign that says 'staff member only' , staff and member both means penis?"