Expo has invited some of her friends over to the studio when suddenly they spot Alfred... (Aph_Nyo_Romania and TheMaidenOfTheHunt)
Expo: Oh no... *Is actually afraid*
Roma: The Baby!
Artie: I wanna pull his cheeks!
Expo: I don't know how he'd react to that....
Roma: *Hugging Alfred, squealing and cooing things in Spanish*
Alfred: Uhhh.... Thank you? *hugs back*
Artie: *squeals and feeds Alfred McDonalds*
Alfred: Thank you! *eats food happily*
Artie: *taking photos of Alfred and hugs him when he's done.
Alfred: *hugs and is blushing because of the attention*
Artie: *Squeals at inhuman pitches*
Roma: *Playing Hamilton*
Artie: (to Alfred) Is there anything you want darling?
Alfred: Uhhh not really? Thank you though....
Artie: Like the head of England or a Pizza or something?
Alfred: ಠ_ಠ Pizza is nice.... and don't kill Iggy !
Artie: Pity, I mean, uh.. have some more food! *continues to cling to Alfred's arm*
Alfred: Wait- Uhhh.... okay?
Roma: *hides knife*
Alfred: Uhhh... I saw that knife...
Roma: *Sweet smile, tilts head to the side* Alfred, do you want something?
Artie: *kicks cutlass under sofa* Like my eternal love and devotion? Forget about those nasty, mean nations. We'll be here for you.
Alfred: *Pales considerably* Uhh... no thanks.......
Roma: *Scoots away from Artie* or maybe something else?
Artie: What about a present?
Alfred: (Whispering to expo) What are they doing?
Expo: *Whispering*Fangirling, just... take thier offer? Don't let them kill anyone....
Roma: *nods* Hamilton?
Artie: I pinkie promise that there will be no blood, organs, or body parts of those who wronged you involved.
Alfred: A present is nice, Hamilton is cool, Don't hurt people.
Artie: What about movie tickets to Spiderman Homecoming? Superheroes in NY. Would you like that baby?
Roma: Too late. *throws away bloody knife*
Artie: Want a cupcake?
Alfred: Uh what? Tickets sound nice.
Roma: *Smiles* Cupcake?
Alfred: Sure....
Artie: It probably doesn't contain nation meat. Not 100% sure. I can make a new batch if you want, full of normal ingredients.
Roma: Artie Chill.
Artie: We'll have fun together love!
Alfred: WHO DID YOU KILL? (Internally: IS ALLEN, MATTIE, AND MATT OKAY?)
Roma: No one!
Artie: I said probably! I was baking with Ollie recently and I got confused.
Alfred: *Sweats* (It's Ollie thank goodness. He wouldn't hurt them)
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Ask the NA bros!!
FanficHi so I'm making an Ask Book! You can ask Alfred, Matthew, Allen, or Matt questions. (You can ask the Nyos or their other Alternative selves, Nekos, Mochis{?}, or 3ps too!) Cover made by @Aph_Nyo_Romania