Everlasting Grease, a Ted X Donald Fanfic

Chapter One: Star Crossed Lovers

     Ted wandered off the RNC stage, his heart fluttering from the excitement.  His lack of endorsement was only a cover up for his ongoing denial. Deep down in his greasy goblin heart, he knew he belonged to Donnie.  Alas, God would not have it so. He had Heidi, and Donnie had Ivank- Melania. Just the thought of Donnie gave him butterflies. That was why he felt his heart in his throat when he turned the corner and saw Donald J. Trump standing there. 

His skin glistened like a fresh bucket of KFC chicken, his hair like the pubes of a malformed leprechaun. Donnie was talking to Chris Christie, although he looked more like an Almond Joy dipped in fuzz due to the dim lighting. Ted couldn't help himself, he approached the two of them, his midget legs carrying him through the crowd. Donnie looked at him upon approaching, a grin spreading upon his Cheeto of a face. 

"Ted, it's good to see you. I'm doing great. Certainly better than you. Sad." 

Ted tried to hide his blush at being showered with attention. He shook his hand with Donald and flames ignited within him. The touch of his leathery skin made Ted feel like he was invincible. Chris had excused himself from the conversation, going over to talk to Mike Pence about what it felt like to be the literal embodiment of the word, "moist." 

Ted barely noticed. He was staring into Donnie's beautiful rat-like eyes as they shimmered. He could get lost forever in those eyes. Donald leaned in and subtly spoke, "You are making this look bad."  

After a moment, Ted was brought back to reality. He somewhat whispered, "It's so hard to be like this now. But we have to do it." 

Donald rubbed his chin for a moment before walking down the hall, motioning for Ted to follow. Ted was all too eager to follow. 

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