(A/N: get ready for a roller coaster of weird conversations I heard while I was in my bus. kookie_memes_ was there too so shout out to her😂)
*in the bus*
"When I am 8 I'll go to college!"
"Fre sh a vo ca do"
"U wasting mah ink man!"
"Da inker da money man"
"Nice syllables."
"HYEGHIT2HZ"
"Just d4b it wit bee dee 0h"
"What those? Codes?"
"Can someone tickle me in the neck?"
"Can I smell your soap?"
"UR MUM" - kookie_memes_
"Go back BUB" - kookie_memes_
"They say you rest with your eyes closed"
"Atleast I put soap in my eyes!!"
"I believe I can flyyyyy *chokes*"
"I wanna teleport" - kookie_memes_
"Can YO be the therapist"
"swimming poop"
"Let's take Torns"
"LET IT GO"
"NO!"
"LET IT GOO"
"NOOOooooOoOoO"
"I'll let you sing baby songs"
"Sing it like a bebe"
"I like baby songs"
*baby noises starts all over the bus*
"SHOOT bebe"
"BEbE"
"Vanilla.. ICE ICE BABY"
"OW I BROKE MY FINGER"
"Hey let's like be a family"
"So ur da daddy? *giggles*"
"Ur da mommy!!"
"MARIO POO POO"
"U SILLY PERSON!!"
"StAph it PLEz"
*five minutes of silence*
"I wanted a sister but I lost my appetite"
"If Spider-Man could do what a spider can.. why cant he shoot web from his butt?"
"He can, he just doesn't want to."
(A/N: all of these were actually said.. they're weird. I'll put more conversations next time. Hopefully I don't get caught. Anyways hope u enjoyed this weird 1st chapter or whatever, bye!)
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RandomI'll update on this book more often since it's more ... weird? Well here's a book of me stalking people and hearing their private conversations :D 😂 ^cover by: @theamazingpotterhead^ (There is also a version of this made in Tap! Check it out^ : Lvh...
