(This is late but idc)
A/N: I know I haven't been updating so here I am now (lol) Im alive once again! (But I'm dead inside) okay let's start
^In the classroom^
"What happened to your eye?"
"It whipped and nae nae"
"ET juju on Dat BEAT"
"muah!!"
*immature dudes fighting everywhere*
Me: this is what happens whenever our teacher leaves ._.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH"
"let's go out and kill Barney.."
"My mind is so tired but my body is so..."
"So cute cute cute cute!"
*teacher goes in*
Class: *slowly becomes silent*
^in the bus^
Get ready for a huge mess..
"I'm gonna take a deulin"
"I need to pee." (Again)
"The daddy's gonna eat the poop"
"Bulldogs are savages!"
"Versace on ur mum"
"It's everyday bro"
"This is how to fake die:"
"wait can you punch me in the face?"
"He's gonna punch you lady!"
"OW MY VEINS"
"You are not the boss of me, you are just my boss-mate."
"Um, is that a question?"
"Patuchi"
"Can I be a face 4"
"EbBEBEBE"
"As soon as I walked in, they said MUM"
"I just said ur mum at the end of my speech"
"Is there such thing as toungitis?"
"Is wizard of paws a new pet salon?"
"SPAM!!! I WANT SPAM!!"
"In Friday we get mcdoo?"
"MEEP MEP MEPP MEPPP"
"I have an uncle who's called perfiro"
"My dog scratched me, so I put lots of alcohol on it to prevent me from getting diabetes."
"I MEAN RABIES!"
"He is no allowed to watch YouTube because he watches Rapoopzel"
"He even searched for baby poops!"
"Bring me to ur house"
"Hongkong has an awesome bathroom"
"There was no shower in our hotel"
"Give me the fish"
"Why is there a car outside?"
"Later, I'll put bread in the floor and eat it!"
"I eat on the floor too"
"I live in the bathroom. My bed is the sink and the toilet is my chair."
"I'll be John Cena for Halloween"
"My classmate's feet are so pretty!"
"SO LONG SUCKERS!"
"So long, poophead."
"My parents kicked me out, I couldn't pay the bills"
"Can I go home now?" - best line
Ye completed another day! I'll update again soon:)
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