(A/N: wOAH itS a rARE cHAPtEr fRom LvHsmY!!!!! yes I know I haven't been updating but fyi I'm not dead, but inside yes but I'm mean I'm not dead and that's all the news you can get so bye)
*In the classroom*
"Are you higher than your grapes?"
"Nani?"
"Ooh can I have a piece of your apple?"
"Yeah go ahead"
"Mmmh! It's good.." "Wait, did you put salt on this?"
"Yeah, I did"
"WTH DISGUSTING WHO PLACES SALT ON APPLES?"
"You put salt on pineapples right?"
"But those are PINEAPPLES, not APPLES."
"Let me be, I put salt on my apples.""Hey, you left your juice box here"
"uh, you can have it"
"why would you give me your sugar-free apple juice?"
"jUST TAKE IT"
"okAY""What happened our food trading company?"
"n a n i ?"
"Writing on your bad is hand"
EXTRA
*In Le Bus*"why do you have a picture of trump?"
"she's playing a game"
"word game? I'll join!"
"dude the word is CUE don't you know how to spell?">Words
E N
P I"we got all the words, what's the last?"
"NIP"
Game: correct"oh my gosh, what is the word!?"
"it's ghost"
"wow you're actually smart"*next day In Le Bus*
"I thought he said pork"
"Are you saying she's fat?""ur mum"
"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG"
*dude aggressively drinks water*
"Let's just wait for the poison to happen;)"
*dude spits out water*
"Jk that's just water that got peed on""sPIT ON HER"
"grease grandmas"
"when it's raining, but it's sunny, centaurs are having a baby"
"what? people told me that unicorns are getting married!"
"can we just appreciate the rainbows?""You look weird when you just stare at the front"
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"She's a peepin' Tom"[A/N: I love the weirdness of my people. hope you enjoyed reading! I'll TRY to update more:>]
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AléatoireI'll update on this book more often since it's more ... weird? Well here's a book of me stalking people and hearing their private conversations :D 😂 ^cover by: @theamazingpotterhead^ (There is also a version of this made in Tap! Check it out^ : Lvh...