seventeen oneshots

you got me feeling like (jihoon x everyone)

read at your own risk !!! CONTAINS TENTACLE F*CKING AND DOUBLE PENETRATION

LINK:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11645616

Summary:

Having a potted plant in the dorm shouldn't have made things this weird.

If Jihoon ever experienced extreme disgust before, he takes it back. Nothing can compare to the abhorrence he felt right now.

The members were all gathered in a circle in the living room. Some sitting on the sofa, barely fitting all of them in; some on the floor; while, some just stood. The floor was littered with different gifts ranging from fan letters to small gift-wrapped boxes of surprise to strange packages they have never seen before.

"What is that?" A voice starts.

"It looks like a plant." Another replies.

"It looks ugly as fuck." An unamused voice speaks.

"Okay, all of you shut up. And Seungkwan take that back. No cursing in the dorm. Innocent ears are here and you're one of them." Seungcheol intervenes while cleaning up the fan gifts given to them scattered all over.

"But Hansol even curses more than all of you do!" The younger whines.

Seungcheol only looks at him distastefully. "Jeonghan curses the most. Now stop complaining and start cleaning up."

Seungkwan huffs but follows, picking up the teared wrappers to throw it in the bin. Separating the gifts itself down the table.

Everything was going along well when Jihoon's foot hits something, almost tripping over if not for Wonwoo who was behind him who fortunately grabbed his arm.

"Uh... what the hell is this?" Jihoon mumbles.

He was on eye level with the potted plant, crouched as he poked an intrigued finger on a tip. He refused to call it a leaf because it looked far from it.

The thing was green, lengthy and winding slightly as it shoot out from the soil. There were small, suction-like, yellow circles adorning it, from the base up to its curved tips. And the more Jihoon stared at it, the more it reminded him of a tentacle. The only thing making it look like a plant was the pink flower in the middle, it was only small but it was still pretty. A beauty in the midst of an anomaly.

"Do any of you know what the hell this is?" He continues poking the plant while looking around. The object was smooth against his fingers, actually making it relaxing for him as he touched it.

"I've seen different plants but this is the very first time I've seen something like that," Wonwoo murmurs, putting the last of the gifts on the table, "just ignore it, Jihoon. We'll just put it on the..." he looks around before pointing towards the left of the couch, "there! We'll just place it beside the couch." And he does, he sets it down beside it. "See? Now our dorm kinda looks homey."

Jihoon, along with the other members, decide not to point out about Wonwoo's attempt to make the plant less queer and just starts talking about the take out they'd eat tonight.

[ N Y A R K ]

It was on the fifth day after opening the fan gifts when everyone started questioning Jihoon.

They didn't know if the man was finally having a leisure time out of the recording studio or if he was already going nuts.

Twelve pairs of eyes gaze quietly towards the man sitting dangling off the side, his stomach laying on the arm of the couch, his head peaking on the side as he continuously poked and stroked the plant.