seventeen oneshots

Photos aren't hard..unless you're a vampire (wonhui)

LINK:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/12331350

Summary:

just a day in the life of Junhui having a vampire boyfriend

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Sometimes common sense evades Junhui in the most obvious of ways. Such as how one is not supposed to burst out laughing in the middle of lecture or the lights are turned off but the projector light is still on so everyone can still see you dancing. Sometimes noticing other's personal space is also an issue. Or in this current instance, of how did he not realize sooner his boyfriend is a vampire.

His two closest friends have gathered for an intervention on the peculiarities of his boyfriend.

"You didn't ever wonder why he can't eat garlic food?" Soonyoung is in his face.

"Not everyone is a fan of garlic." He replies.

"Soonyoung of all the ones to start with," Jihoon mutters out loud, pulling Soonyoung back. "He's paler than me. That's a record. And I hardly leave my studio."

"He's just naturally very pale."

"Junhui, you only ever go out on dates with him at night."

"He never eats with us when we have pork belly night! Actually I've never seen him eat. Ever." Soonyoung waves his arms around.

Junhui chuckles, "Aren't you two taking this too far? He's just a regular person like you and me."

Jihoon slams his hand on the table. "Enough. You can't evade this question. Why does he never appear in photos? You have yet to post a couple selfie like you normally do. "

"Oh, would you look at the time? Gotta go!" Junhui stands up and dashes to the door.

"Oh no you don't." Jihoon grabs Junhui's hood. "Also, this is your place."

"We all know you're a bad liar, but this." Soonyoung stares at the captive. "This tops it all." A wolfish grin makes an appearance. "Meaning you do know. The jig is up! Or should I say the vamp is up!"

"Soonyoung...." The captive snorts. "Junhui."

The two look somewhat ashamed.

There's two knocks at the door. "Ah that's Wonwoo!" Junhui struggles before realizing Jihoon won't let him escape. "Wonwoo come in! I can't get the door right now."

The door opens a bit. Revealing a tall pale man with gray blue hair. "Oh, hey Jihoon. Soonyoung." Nothing but the just change in tone reveals his surprise.

"Wonwoo care to tell us if you're a vampire or not?"

"I am."

"Wait- WHAT?!" Three heads snap to Wonwoo.

"They want to know, right? It's easier on everyone if they know." The self-proclaimed vampire shrugs nonchalantly. "Anything else you want to know?"

"Do you ride unicorns in your free time!"

"SOONYOUNG."

"But he exists," throwing his hands in Wonwoo's direction. "so why can't unicorns? I'm not the only with ridiculous questions. Jihoon has questions too."

"Okay but mine consist of what other magical beings exist. Not what he does with his free time with unicorns." Jihoon lets go of Junhui's hoodie.

"Unicorns don't like to be ridden." Wonwoo frowns at the other two guests, "Are you guys staying here for movie night too?"