Two to the one to the one to the three. Ugh, i've been hacking this game all night can I get some coffee?
Yo wasuh I'm Sombra, your hacking best friend. I'm from Dorado and my accent tells no lies. Half of my head is shaved, and the other half is 50% purple. I'm a 20 year old looking 30 year old and I shoot people for a career. Lemme introduce you to a couple of my frens m'okay? My fav is Hana, but call her D.va or else I'll kill you. She's a child still, 19 years old and a pro gamer, but she funny so why not. D.va is dating Genji who's more than 10 years older than her. There's also Angela, who goes by mercy, looks like and angel, shes a nurse or whatever, 34 years of age. Mei is Chinese, is a climatologist (still have no idea what that is and I've known her the longest out of them all) and is 31 but looks 12. Then Satya, call her Symmetra, is an Architect who's 28, I love her indianess. Lena, nickname Tracer, is my gay friend, calls herself and adventurer, and shes 26. Last but not least, Amelie, Widowmaker. I'm not even sure if we're 100% frens, her sense of humor is r00d and she is r00d to me a lot, hates Tracer too much for some reason. She's an assassin from France, I got to give it to giver tho, her accent is on point.
I have more frands those are just my besters. Anyways I'm going to D.va's house tonight, throwing a party for something i dont remember. Everyone I mentioned is going so I gotta go too amirite? //Flash forward to tonight// I arrive at D.va's house and I couldn't have came any later. It looked so much more lit than i expected.
