A wife wakes up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She gets out of bed and checks the house, only to hear sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and going down the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a ball sobbing. "Honey what's wrong?" she asks, worried about what could have hurt him so much he'd start to cry. "Remember 20 years ago I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to marry you or go to jail?" "Yes of course," she replies."Well, I would have been released tonight. "
