Keeper of the Lost Cities: React!

Frozen

Please forgive me if this seems like this isn't really them. Certain parts of their personality is exaggerated for funniness. 

Sophie: What?

Umm... go away! You're too early!

Sophie: Whatever. *Leaves*

Well, sorry for the random pop-in.

- SCBookworm

Sophie: SAVINA! You realise you have to suffer through this too!

Savina: Oh shucks, I just realized that... *Makes a face*

Keefe: What is this 'Frozen' you speak of? *Evil grin* Is it a prank?

Dex: Ooh!

Sophie: No, it's a Disney movie.

Dex: Whaaat? *Looks confused*

Biana: Do we get to-

Savina: Yes, you get to watch it.

Biana: Yay!

Keefe: Sooo, it's not a prank.

Fitz: Dude, she just said it's a movie.

Sophie: Heey, um, so I was wondering...

Keefe: *Tries to wipe grin off his face* Yes?

Sophie: I was talking to Savina.

*Keefe turns red*

Sophie: Okaay. Savina, do I have to watch it?

Savina: Well, somebody has to help me videotape them watching the movie.

Sophie: Fine.

*Savina brings in one of those tv-on-cart things and puts on Frozen*

Savina:*Pulls out iPhone* This'll be good!

*Elves glued to the screen*

Savina: Have they ever seen a movie before?

Sophie: Besides Dex? Nope.

Biana: Anna! No!!!

Keefe: Talking and walking rocks? Get me one of those!

*Do you wanna build a snowman? plays*

Fitz: Anna! You lost your memory. Elsa is staying away to protect you.*SNIFF*

*Parents die*

Biana: NOO! *Sobs*

*Keefe and Fitz crying silently*

Dex: You DO realise this is a movie, right?

Savina & Sophie: *Laughing silently* SHHHT! Don't ruin it!

*At the part where Anna is pleading with Elsa to open the door*

*Biana, Keefe and Fitz sobbing uncontrollably, Savina doing the same with laughter*

Savina:*Whispers to Sophie* It's funny just to watch them!

Keefe: Just*SOB* open the*SOB* flipping door!*SOB*

*Love is an open door! plays*

Biana: True love!*SIGH*

Dex: I dunno, who falls for a guy you just met five minutes ago?

*Sophie blushes and drops her popcorn bowl(Oh yeah! And they're eating popcorn) so she has an excuse to bend over and grab it to hide her blush*

Savina: So-

*Sophie claps hand over her mouth and transmits; "Say one word and you're dead!"*

Savina thinks: Sophie did!

*Elsa freezes Anna*

Biana: HOW COULD YOU?!

Dex: Umm, it's a movie. They had to have a dramatic bit in all that slushy-sweetness.

*Hans dumps Anna*

Biana: I KNEW that guy was sketchy!

Dex: *Rolls eyes* Sure you did.

*Anna saves Elsa from Hans while Kristof looks on heartbroken*

Biana: NOOO! ANNASTOF FOREVER! *Sobs*

Dex: What?

Fitz: Hans! You traitor! You remind me of Alvar!

Keefe: Why didn't you take your chance with her? *Sobs even more dramatically than Biana*

*Savina and Sophie laughing their lungs out*

*Anna comes back to life, and they live happily, evah, aftah. Thee aend.(Southern accent)*( Who recognizes the 'princess and the frog' reference?)

Biana: Oh, I love happy endings!*SIGH*

Keefe:*Forgets to act cool* Omigosh, I know right?

*Everyone else stares. Savina imitates cricket chirps*

Sophie: Savina?

Savina: Yes?

Sophie: The camera is still rolling! *Dies laughing*

Keefe: Shucks.

Biana: You were recording us?!

Sophie: It's HER idea!

Savina:Talk. About. The movie.

Dex: It was kinda funny...

Fitz: And tragic.

Savina: And I always thought 'Love is an Open Door should go like this; this is at the end.*excitedly* Can I say something even crazier?

*Everyone waits expectantly*

Savina: No! *Slaps Keefe's face*

*Everyone breaks the stunned silence with roaring laughter*

Savina: Remember, I'm Savina Clobee, and this is Keepers' react! Bye!