Keeper of the Lost Cities: React!

Bonus; MEET THE AUTHOR!

Sophie: Why am I the only one here?

Savina: *SIGH* You'll be meeting the gal who makes me make you react to these crazy things.

Sophie: Then why is Zairyk and Arien here?

Arien: I help out. Zairyk insisted.

*A person in a dark, hooded cloak, black gloves/boots and mask walk in.*

Savina: Meet The Author.

Sophie: The author?

The Author: no, not the author, The Author.

Sophie: What?

The Author: HI SOPHIE! I know you I kind of stalk you just kidding I definitely stalk you but so does every KOTLC fan and the real author and the fandom and Keefe and Sandor and Fitz and Dex and most likely Valin and Grady and Tiergan and Mr Forkle- *DRAMATIC SOB* BUT HE DIED THAT WAS SO SAD I WISH HE DIDN'T DIE!

Sophie: *Kinda weirded/freaking out* Excuse me?

The Author: I can't wait until Nightfall comes out in- *Checks watch* seven hours and two minutes precisely it will be amazing can't wait #CAN'TWAITFORNIGHTFALL what do you think Silveny will name her foal will it be a boy or a girl will Keefe live or die if he ends up with you 'cause you're totally falling for him-

Zairyk: *SNORTS* Hey, I got dirt on Sophie!

Sophie: *Dying of embarrassment*

The Author: Zairyk. I created you. I KNOW YOUR INNERMOST SECRETS.

*Zairyk and Arien leap away*

The Author: If Sokeefe happens Fitz has to die or the Cognate thing won't work out 'cause he's totally falling for you and it'll be SUPAH AWKWARD so yeah Sophie I know you I know your biggest secret Hey I know ALL YOUR SECRETS I know your innermost thoughts I know what you dream about at night I know your worries hopes dreams fears and super obvious crush on Fitz.

Savina: Ha, guess the Sophie Foster mystery is solved.

The Author: *Sings* This girl is on fire!

Savina: *Turns pale and leaps away*

Sophie: How do you-

The Author: *holds up copy of KOTLC book one*

Sophie: *Snatches it from her and flips quickly through it* WHAT IN EVERBLAZE?! THIS IS MY LIFE!!

The Author: *Shows her fan-art of Sophitz*

Sophie: *Faints*

The Author: *Quietly uses mysterious author powers to wipe all the elves' memories of the reacts, except for Savina, Zairyk, Auraly and Arien* My work here is done. *Disappears in a poof of white smoke*

Tying things Together

I clicked the send button and sighed with relief. My research project was complete.

How elves react to human things; starring Savina Clobee and several celebrities. I was sure to win an A.

"Savina! Dinner's ready!" I started down the stairs, satisfied. I think I've done pretty good.

Thank you all for reading this! I decided to put my Author's note at the end instead of the beginning this time. I've enjoyed writing these and laughed my head off writing some of them. You may still get to see Savina and CO. some other time, after I remake "An Elf's Gift" so that it's more realistic. Happy reading, may the force be with you, may the stars light your path, may the wind lift your wings  and other ways of saying bye.

-SCBookworm