Back to John Cena...
John Cena was heartbroken, because no one knew how to pronounce John Cena's name and that annoyed him a lot. So he decided to go to the art store and buy some more crayola markers. But then, John Cena realized that oil pastels were MUCH better even though they cause a lot of stains. So he bought them instead. But THEN, he regurgitated markers all over the place. So then the regurgitated markers came back to life and tried to kill him.
AND THEY DIED. So now everyone is dead except for Oil Pastel and Sharpie Guy and Crayola Guy had a bunch of babies so I don't know where they are now.