Once upon a time, there was a crayola crayon.
His name was Cray. Everyone hated him because Cray the Crayola Crayon sucked. But, he had very good self esteem and thought they were all crazy. He was amazing. He thought they were all 'cray-cray,'
AND THEN A SHARPIE MAN SHOWS UP, yes a sharpie man shows up and says,"YOU FREAKING SUCK!"
Sharpie the sharpie man was really SHARP and got all the ladies attention. So then Sharpie 'sharpied' over Cray. Then they had a son. And his name is JOHN CENA.
