A Court of Baes & Feels

When to Fight ToG Characters

Saw this thing on IFunny. Gonna try it.

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Aaaaaannnnnd back to the chapter.

So . . . Want to engage in fighting certain characters from Throne of Glass?? Welp, that's your funeral.

Not mine!!

Aelin/Celaena-NEVER. DO NOT. Like actually, don't even look her in the eye. Not unless you want to be burned alive, beaten, or skewered by a sword. She will kill you. I'm serious. You will die.

Nehemia-I guess you could go at her. But beware that she has some mean psychological warfare up her sleeve, plus she knows a demon language & how to wield a stick. That hurts. A lot.

Lysandra-Hahaha. If you thought going after Nehemia was a good idea, think again. This bitch can shape shift. Like actually SHAPE SHIFT. And her favorite form is a snow leopard. A form she has disemboweled demons in.

Rowan-Bad idea. Abort mission. He will kill you. Maybe with his magic. Maybe with a sword. Maybe with his Fae swiftness. Or maybe even a table or chair. Either way, you will end up dead.

Chaol-He would probably be the easiest to fight. But keep in mind he was the captain of the guard. And survived a battle with the demon possessed King of Adarlan.

Dorian-He has raw magic. Need I say more?

Aedion-Cool, go ahead. Get pummeled to your death by General Aedion Ashryver of the Bane who has studied almost every way of fighting.

Manon-She may be beautiful, but she is deadly. Both with her blade, her teeth, her nails & her wyvern. Besides Aelin or her grandmother, I don't think anyone has lived to tell the tale.

Elide-Um, I guess. But you're an asshole to go after someone has a limp. As well as an idiot because if she doesn't kill you (which she is totally capable you stupid son of a bitch), you can bet your ass Manon, Aelin, Aedion, & Lorcan will.

Arobynn-PLEASE DO. He deserves any form of pain. But he also may kill you in the process. (Another name for the prick is Arobynn Hamel, King of the Assassins).

Maeve-KILL THE BITCH. But she might kill you first. Beware.

Erawan-HE NEEDS TO BE DEAD. Just be prepared to die.

*BONUS*

Sam-WHY HURT THE CINNAMON ROLL?!?! Also if you fight him, be ready to be killed by me.

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So basically if you hate someone, send them over in this direction . . .

*laughs maniacally* Wait, did I say that out loud?

You guys have got to see this😂😂

Accurate, am I right??

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