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What ToG Characters Wear on Halloween
Aelin: Goes all out on her costume, which is a Firebreathing Dragon, paints her entire body grey & green, sticks spikes into the back of her shirt & wears a long tail that Rowan keeps tripping over. Spends the night breathing fire into people's faces (she also lights the bonfire like that because she is extra).
Rowan: Just paints half of his face like a skull & wears a black outfit. Doesn't like dressing up, but Aelin threatened to make her fire-breath extra hot if he didn't put in any effort.
Manon: Dresses up as Red Riding Hood because she doesn't have to put in much effort. Red cloak? Check (obviously they forgot she threw it overboard). Iron nails to cut herself out of the wolf's stomach? Check. She just fills a woven basket with raw meat & munches on it throughout the night (much to the horror of everyone around her).
Dorian: Wears a furry werewolf costume that covers his entire body, complete with a werewolf mask & werewolf slippers. People tell him to shut up after he starts making howling noises & he goes to sulk in a corner. Accidentally matches Manson's theme of Red Riding Hood & they try to convince everyone that they didn't plan it.
Elide & Lorcan: They wanted to have some sort of couples costumes, & Elide is absolutely obsessed with the main couple, so she dresses up as Aelin & forces Lorcan to dress up as Rowan. She borrows Aelin's fighting gear & daggers, while Lorcan (reluctantly) throws on a white wig & paints spirals over his face. Rowan chokes when he sees them together.
Chaol: Wanted to dress up as the Golden Couch but Yrene convinces him not to, so he wears a clown costume & makes bad puns all night. "How many butts does an assassin have? Two." Aelin roasts him (literally). (And yes I know enough spoilers to understand between Chaol & Yrene.)
Yrene: The prettiest costume, she dresses up as an angel with a sparkling white gown & wings, & a tiara. Uses her 'Angel Powers' to heal Rowan after he trips over Aelin's tail for the fifth time & faceplants into a fake cauldron.
Lysandra: Shifts into Aedion & wears the same costume as Aedion, nobody can tell them apart & Aedion spends the entire night trying to convince people that he is the real version (nobody believes him, of course).
Evangeline: Dresses up as a purple & blue mermaid with a tail-shaped dress & seaweed woven into her hair. She constantly pranks people by spraying water at them. Aelin gets her back by using her water affinity!
Aedion: Pirate! With a long sword & an eyepatch, he struts around, making weird "pirate noises." He plays with Evangeline, pretending to fall overboard & be rescued by her. Everyone loves it, Lysandra especially. He convinces Rowan to shift & sit on his shoulder, with the help of Aelin. Rowan grudgingly agrees but looks at everyone menacingly & occasionally bites Aedion.
Nesryn: Dresses up as Deanna, Lady of the Hunt. She does her hair & wears a silver dress & a fur scarf, along with her how & quiver full of arrows. She wins 'best costume' award.
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