I can't wait for this fresh start
it's been a couple months, everything's been going good. lindsay and zach in their happy pappy relationship, me and corbyn in ours
today i'm going to the mall with zach and jack (cough not a good idea cough) to get corbyn a gift for his birthday.
"yknow i feel like i should've taken jonah instead of you two idiots" i said laughing and shaking my head as they ran around people recording eachother yelling words
"no we're amazing i promise we'll stop" jack said running and hugging me
"oh no" i said
"oh no what?" jack asked turning and saying oh no too
"where is zach" we both said looking at eachother with wide eyes
"i swear he's worse than my 4 year old sister" i said laughing
"ok i'll go into gucci and you-" i cut him off
"scuse me gucci? he doesn't shop there does he"
"100% does. he likes wasting money" jack said taking out his phone
"ok i'll go in pacsun i'm too poor to go in gucci i'll just cry bye!" i said running into pacsun while jack ran into gucci
i went into pacsun to see zach walking out with a bag???
"um zach we just lost you because you RAN AWAY AND YOU WENT SHOPPING" i said slapping his arm
"caLM DOWN U ANIMAL I WAS GETTING SOMETHING FOR CORBYN" he said laughing handing me a bag
"oh. well uh thanks i guess" i said laughing pulling him into a hug
"i still hate you" i said
"love you too babe" he said winking making me cringe
"underage"
"cutie"
even when i'm mean to him he just doesn't do it
"why aren't you calling me anything else but cutie and good stuff? i thought our brand was roasting eachother??"
"yeah well that's changed i'm a changed man who treats women the correct way"
wow. we. love.
"zachary, what the hell happened in pacsun. i'm not a woman yet i'm literally -47194 and i'm ur bestie u can punch me right in the jaw and i'd hug you" i said laughing
we laughed and jack came flying onto my back
"I CANT FIND HIM" he yelled
"oh mY GOD JACK HES RIGHT HERE DUMBASS" i said pointing to zach who was talking to a baby. literally a fetus. poor thing
"zachary do i need a leash for you? stop scaring babies let's go" i said pulling him away
"i love you baby! i'll never forget you" he said as i pulled him away into the food court
AN: idk if corbyn and lara are public yet so i'm gonna say they aren't ok peace
"omg jack and zach hi!! i'm such a big fan! can i get a picture?" she asked
"yeah of course!" zach said getting up with jack and handing me the short fans phone
"zach stop looking stupid and smile" i said kicking him
"rude" he said laughing and smiling while jack kissed the girls cheek
"here ya go!" i said handing it to her
"thank you! what's your name?" she asked
"i'm lara! and you are?"
"samantha! are you dating one of them?" she asked
"oh no no no haha i'm dating corbyn not these idiots" i said laughing as jack and zach lightly coughed on their chipotle drinks looking up at us
"oh! well ok then! i ship!! don't worry i won't say anything. looks like jack and zach weren't expecting that haha. nice meeting you guys!" she smiled and walked away
"right. so that went well!" i said sitting back down
"bro corbyns gonna kill you" zach said biting his lower lip in nervousness (english ikr)
"she said she wouldn't say anything!" i said
"really? watch" jack said getting up and running to her
"what was that?" i asked
"i asked her to tweet the picture at me so i can see her tweets about you and corbyn" he said going to his notifications and clicking her profile
"ok let's see" he said scrolling to her most recent tweet
@samanthapine:
omg i just met jack and zach!! they're so sweet and their friend lara was too!! didn't know she was dating blank but it's ok she seems nice!!
"she blanked out the name" zach said looking at it
"thank god" i said feeling relieved
"yeah but everyone's asking her to dm them saying who" jack said reading the replies
jack dmed her:
jack: hey it's jack if anyone asks you to dm them please don't!! they aren't public yet and corbyn would get so mad. please don't tell anyone. we're all trusting you♥️
samantha: don't worry, i said i wouldn't tell. i'll tweet again saying i'm not telling anyone. you can trust me guys!
jack: perfect. thank you so much. i'll rt it
@samanthapine:
hey guys! for everyone who's asking i'm not saying who she said she's dating. i've talked with them and we decided not to share because that person would be mad. sorry for everyone asking but they trust me and that means a lot coming from jack and zach. lara don't worry, your secrets safe with me!♥️ sorry again everyone
"i retweeted it" jack said
"why bro?" zach said
"so people stop asking" he said
"yeah but only 200 people follow her and 15 people asked. so many people know one of us has a girlfriend now" zach said being smart for once
"damn. ok i'll delete it" he hit the retweet button again but it was too late. it had over 2000 likes and almost 500 replies asking who.
"uh oh corbyn texted me" i said as they both leaned over looking at my phone
corbyn♥︎: what.
me: some girl asked if i was dating jack or zach so i said no and that i was dating you to get her to like not think that and i forgot that we were private and then she tweeted it but blanked out your name so everyone's spamming her asking who and i'm stressed and crying now. i'm sorry corbyn i really am
corbyn♥︎: babe it's fine. calm down. why are you crying? i don't care if people know! i just wanted to announce it on our anniversary
me: ugh. thank you for being the best boyfriend ever. love you and i'll see you soon birthday boy💓
well that's been a fun day
hi i'm bacccc don't shoot me
i'm going to 3 wdw shows and i have limelight for one and mag for one and ga for one. so if u wanna say hi at the philly, or first 2 ny shows come say hi! my twitter is bootychickeee so hmu!!
