Wifey: hey !
Delivered - 6:30 pm
You: hi?
Delivered - 6:30 pm
Wifey: I'm outside 😌
Delivered - 6:30 pm
You: what's up with you?
Delivered - 6:30 pm
Wifey: nothing :) cmon, I'm outside .
Delivered - 6:31 pm
You: so?
Delivered - 6:31 pm
You: don't be a prick
Delivered - 6:31 pm
You: come to the damn front door
Delivered - 6:31 pm
You: and get me 🙄
Delivered 6:31 pm
Wifey: damn okay
Delivered - 6:32 pm
Wifey: you're totally right though
Delivered - 6:32 pm
Wifey: what was I thinking 🤦🏼♀️
Delivered - 6:32 pm
You: right.
Delivered 6:33
Wifey: open the door
Delivered - 6:33 pm
You: what's the password
Delivered 6:34 pm
Wifey: Dinah's thighs are my favorite thing in the world.
Delivered -6:34 pm
You: well you're not right but that statement isn't wrong.
Delivered 6:34 pm
You: fair enough.
Delivered - 6:35 pm
You: you shall pass.
Delivered - 6:35 pm
A/N first of all you gave nooo date ideas 🙄
Second, why do you assume I did something? 😒
