A MARRIED couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
Wife: "what the hell are you doing, you are such a bumb!"
Husband: "i thought your bypolar self was sick and had a head ache!"
random girl: what is she talking about
Husband: "Hold on i need to handle some buissness"
The husband, goes on and says "were gonna have a devorse!" So he took the ring off the wifes hand a turns the othe cheek and says to the lady:
Husband: "will you marry me!"
Girl: "of course,.... but how much carrots does it have."
Husband: "you are such a gold digger!", "Sorry wife but, will you do me the honor and... MARRY ME!
He kissed her gently on the cheek.
Does she says yes or no.... comment your thoughts
