You had a big crush on this boy Michael macaroni from your school. You were so excited when he invited you to his end of the Year summer bash ! when you got there you saw jake paul and Jacob saggytitties. You couldn't wait to meet your favorite unproblematic YouTubers, but that'd have to be later. Michael was nowhere to be seen! You walked upstairs to see Michael waiting at the top. He had a guitar in his long bony ass fingers. "there you are gorgeous 😘😍" he said to you. "I wrote you a song, would you like to hear it?" You couldn't believe THE Michael macaroni and cheese, your crush since you formed in your mothers heroin addicted womb, had wrote a song about you! "Yes!" You screeched, sitting down next to him. Michael started to play his guitar terribly and out of tune, but you knew you'd pretend to like it anyways! Then he started to sing and rhyme. "You're such a fatty, shave your hairy pits, I rather hang out with Matty (B), you're gross and the shoe fits! You're greasy and sweaty fat, I hope you choke, you look like my aunts hairless cat, you make me wanna overdose on coke. ayy lmao!" Then he pushes you down the stairs. The end. ❤️✊🏼
