It was your birthday and your bf Michael man car alarm was treating you to a day out. his stupid ass didn't have a car, so you had to walk to the restaurant for dinner. Michael blindfolded you because he didn't want you to know where you were walking. all of the sudden, he pushes you into oncoming traffic and you hear cars honk. "Happy birthday fat!" He yells. He then pulls you back and you hear him whisper "I can't believe you didn't get hit, Got damn." you arrive at the restaurant. Michael takes off your blindfold, it's a mcdonalds. You go inside and Michael orders one of everything on the menu. When you get your food and sit down, Michael takes it all. "this is for ME, sweaty. Should've brought your own money." You then watch him scarf down 70 nuggets, multiple burgers, and a bucket of fries. Then he takes you to roller skate. As you skate, you hear over the loudspeaker "this one is for my fat, happy birthday skank." Then jake Paul comes to the mic and starts singing his wildly popular hit, "it's everyday bro". You can't believe it's your idol jake! After the song, jake skates on the floor towards you. "Hey ugly." He says. "My broski Michael says it's your birthday. Dab on them haters." You start to thank him but then Michael yells, "DON'T TALK TO HIM STINKY! HES TOO FAMOUS FOR YOU!" then he crop dusts you with a retched fart before skating out the door holding hands with jake Paul. The end. -Abby
