#imagine
one day at school, while you're getting your books out of your locker, michael mancalamari comes up and slams the door shut. "hey fatty," he says, "we're going on a date tomorrow. i'm bringing food." before you can answer, he farts and walks away. it smells like roses.
the next day, michael comes to pick you up for your date. he knocks on your door and when you answer, he says "get your bike, but ride behind me because i don't want to smell you." the two of you bike to the park and michael pulls a blanket out of his backpack. he lays it on the ground in the shade under a tree. it seems a bit small for the both of you, but you heard michael likes to cuddle, so you ignore it. you go to sit down, but all of the sudden, michael yells, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT BLANKET IS FOR ME YOU CAN SIT OVER THERE." and he points to a patch of dirt next to the blanket. you make yourself comfortable and say, "so michael, whats for lunch?" michael looks at you and answers, "i don't know what you brought but i made myself some pb&j." michael pulls out his sandwich and eats it as you watch. and that's when you fell in love with him. 😍🤤❤️
the end.
