You were in your ballet class one day practicing your dance for Swan Lake when a new student came in. He was tall like a lamp and smelled like goat fungus. You prayed he would be put next to you in the dance so that you could have his scent fill your nostrils throughout the dance and, for once, your dreams came true! Ms. Darbus, your ballet guru, pointed next to you and the tall lamp guy galloped over. Darbus started the music and as you all started dancing you realized that the lamp knew every move and also had limbs as long as a giraffe's neck. When the music got to the part where you have to do a lot of spinny twirly things, you prepared yourself by taking a long inhale filled with his goaty odor and began to twirl. Suddenly, you saw a foot fly at your face and it hit you once, then, as the owner of the foot kept spinning it hit you over and over again until you fell on the floor and hit your head. As you slowly tried to get up and open your eyes, which were beginning to swell shut, you saw the lamp man shaking hands with Darbus. The lamp man suddenly whipped his head to look at you and walked over slowly. He knelt to the ground next to your body and whispered, "hey there obese smelly whale. my name is michael and you've just been mankicked. now it's time for me to mankill you." as soon as his breath smelling strongly of Brussels sprouts, which in a cartoon would be green, left his mouth, he stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled out a sliced lemon which he then juiced onto your face. You immediately knew that this was the man you wanted to marry and spend the rest of your life with, so you shouted "I LOVE YOU!" michael apparently felt the same way because he then balled his hands into fists and started beating you unconscious until you died.
the end.
-dani
