You Saved Me From Myself. [One Direction]

Welcome to England

I stumbled out of the terminal to find two men standing next to my luggage with a sign on it that read : “Miss. Incognia” Dammit when will people learn my name? I quickly went over to them and was led to a man with short brown hair a round face and round stomach. “Hello ma’am I’m Paul” He said. Alright so now I know three things, This guy’s name is Paul, he isn’t who I’m looking for, and he’s Irish. “Uh I don't think you're who I’m looking for.” I stated bluntly. “Well you are Avalon Kerr aren’t you?” Wait did he just say Kerr!? Yes! I like him 100 times more now. “Yes. Why are you here instead of Lou?” I asked with a hint of a smile on my lips. “I am one of her co-workers, she is in the middle of work right now and asked me to pick you up and bring you to work.” Wait so he’s a make up artist?  What ever. I got into the black car as he put my luggage in the trunk. He got in the passenger seat and told the man the address. I decided to stay quiet around him because he didn’t look exactly like the most interesting person ever. I took out my camera and took pictures of random shit you would never see back in the Big Apple. After about 40 minutes the car came to a stop and Paul opened the door for me. “Here you are. You just go in those doors, make a left, go up the elevator to the 4th floor and it’s the first door on the right number 352.” Okay yeah like I will remember that! I walked in the building looking back to find he was taking my luggage out of the car. 

Woah I actually made it. I found the room and knocked on the door. I heard a bunch of banging and yelling, then the door got yanked open. I looked into the persons eyes. They were the most gorgeous puppy dog brown eyes I have ever seen. “Hello, can I help you with something?” He said in a sexy british accent. “Uh, Urm, I was looking for uh... Lou!” I said forgetting her name for a moment mesmerized by his eyes. “I guess I have the wrong room, Sorry” I said looking down turning away. “Wait are you Avalon?!” the man said. “Yes, I am.” I said blushing a bit, the way he said my name with his accent. Ugh so sexy!  “Come in! I’m Liam by the way” he said opening the door more welcoming me in. As soon as I walked in the loud talking and yelling in the background stopped. Everyone’s eyes were on me. I looked around. I saw to boys on the floor who seemed to be in the middle of wrestling one with straight brown hair and beautiful blue eyes and one with curly hair and clear green eyes, about 10 feet from them standing by the fridge with a bag of potato chips in his hand was a pale skinned blond haired boy with crystal blue eyes, Sitting at the table was a olive skinned boy with gorgeous eyelashes and black hair. Behind him was a petite blonde woman doing his hair. She must be Lou. Right away she ran over to me and hugged me “Hiya sweetie! I’m Lou! Oh my you look so grown up from the last time I saw you! turn turn!” she chanted excitedly, I followed instructions and turned around to give her a 360 degree view of me. “Oh My! you look exactly like your mother!” I blushed because I do and it was nice being told that because my mom did win the title of sexiest woman in the world. “Thanks!” I said cheery. The two boys who were wrestling on the floor stood up. Curly said “Who’s her mom?” Lou turned around at him in shock “Harry! do you really not know?! I mean look! she’s a spitting image of her!” Now the boy with the straight hair spoke up “Susan Boyle!?” I opened my mouth in shock. Susan Fucking Boyle?! Well I’ll tell them then. “My mother is NOT Susan Boyle. Her name is Miranda Kerr for your information.” The boy at the table stood up in shock “MIRANDA KERR!? the model!?” He practically screamed. “Yup” I said popping the “p” The boy with the blonde hair’s mouth dropped open and he reached over to the counter and grabbed a magazine. Of course a Victoria’s Secret magazine. Blondie said “Miranda Kerr! as in her!” he yelled pointing at the cover. “The one and only.” I said getting a bit annoyed. Blondie walked over to me with the magazine and held it up next to me. “Yup! she’s her daughter!” They all ran over to me excitedly hurdling questions at me one after another. I had to scream to get them to back off “How about we talk about my Mom after I learn your names, Yeah?” They all took a step back astonished. The boy who opened the door asked me “You really don't know who we are?” astonished. “Urm, well should I?” Truth be told I have no idea at all. Lou even looked at me shocked. The curly haired boy said “We’re One Direction” “One Direction?” I asked I really had no clue. Curly said “Surely you will recognize this” and he started singing

*Shot me outta the sky

You’re my kryptonite 

You keep making me we-ak 

Yeah frozen and can’t breathe*

When he finished he looked at me with hopeful eyes. Sadly I did recognize it. It was one of those cheesy pop songs that I've heard before and I hated. I didn't want to make this anymore awkward so I said “Sounds familiar, but can I know your names now?” The gorgeous boy with brown hair and puppy eyes who opened the door pointed to himself and stated “Liam” the pointed to curly “Harry” And curly winked at me, then to the blonde boy “Niall” then to the boy with straight brown hair and blue eyes “Louis” and then to the olive skinned boy “Zayn”.  Okay let me get this straight. My mom sent me to live with a young make up artist. The make up artist works for 5 gorgeous pieces of eye candy. I enjoy eye candy very much. Well...thanks Miranda. 

“Avalon?” I heard Lou say bringing me back to reality. “Oh sorry, what?” Oops “I asked if you could grab Lux from the room down that hall to the right” She said pointing to a hallway. What’s a Lux? Obviously my face showed I was confused so Liam came over to me and said “Here I’ll show you” His accent! Ugh I swear he better be single. He led me down a narrow hallway to a door. When we stepped in I saw a bed and a crib across from it. Wait! He has a baby?! He lifted her up and she immediately started crying. He obviously looked clueless. Well looks like Avalon to the rescue. “Here let me hold her” I said putting my arms out. He placed her in my arms and , woah she was a bit heavier than she looked. I thought of something that my mom used to do when I would cry as a baby. Hair! I pulled my mocha hair all around to the left side of my neck. Liam looked at me with a confused face but was completely shocked when she started giggling and playing with it. “How did you do that!?” He was in udder shock. “It’s a gift, what can I say?” I said cockily. He just winked at me and said- Wait! did he just wink?! Well he said “Maybe I should hang around you more often and you could teach me some more tricks” Then he walked out. Okay so he has a kid, and he just flirted with me. What the fuck? I walked back into the main room to fin Lou finishing up Zayn’s hair, Harry sitting on Louis on the couch watching some show, Niall stuffing his face, and Liam talking to Lou. I felt a tug at my hair so I looked down at this little baby Lux and it hit me. She’s not Liam’s daughter! she’s Lou’s! she looks exactly like her! how could I be so dumb?

Lou started talking to the Liam and Zayn about something about their tour. Niall came over to me with a chicken wing hanging out of his mouth “schan chu schoof?” Uh? “Uhm, What?” “Can you cook?” he said clearly now that he just downed that chicken wing in about 10 seconds. “Actually yes.” I said proudly. “Lou! can we keep her!?” He yelled over to Lou breaking her conversation. She walked over to us giggling a bit, “Sorry Niall, but we’ve gotta get going.” Wait am I still holding baby Lux? I felt her weight on my left hip so I adjusted her in my arms. I saw Liam smiling out of the corner of my eye and he was looking at me. What was he so happy about? Me holding a baby? Interesting. 

“So Lou where are we staying?” I asked as we walked out of the room. She smiled at me and stopped in front of the door about 20 feet from the boy’s door “Here silly!” What? here? why? “Here? Don't you own a house?” I asked a bit stupidly “Well, Why would I stay at my house 2 hours away when I can get a hotel room about 20 seconds from work and anyways were not gonna stay here long.” she said all in one breath. Wait why aren't we staying here long?  “Where are we going?” I asked a question once again. “Tour, with the boys...” WHAT?!