●Imagine an annoying life with Minseok aka EXO's Xiumin●
"Yeobaseyo?" He then put it on speaker for me to hear "Oh, how are you Minseok?" Its my mother! "I'm fine how about you eomma" he looked at me with a smirk playing on his lips. "How's Myra? Di...
"Fools? Who you calling fool? I am Park Chan Yeol may I have you know-" "Bro what. What are you doing?" he put his hand out and took a deep breath for....oh hes gonna rap. "MissKimQueenKnoweverythingalotMyraPrettyladyandimsorrydontkillmeple-" i threw him a pillow so he took the time to breathe. "YEHET!" Sehun said raising his arms up. Sehun really. Stop with the YEHET's. "Yah I heard that! OHORAT!" Sehun said while poking his tongue out. He can read my mind. Shit. "whatever" Thankfully "Minseok came and rescued me from that little shit "Yah dont touch my wife" aww he missed me. Still. "Hey you all, since the 'king' is out of the city how about we, do a little something." Ahh Minsoo my little chubby baozi baby. "Minseok this is o-" "I know everything Myra, thats Minhyuk our son" he grabbed me by the waist and tried to kiss me. I pushed him away and ran to Minhyuk "hmm not working."Im gonna go and tell all the guards and slaves that they have a week off" he said while laughing "MinMin don't be silly, gather them all in the hallroom and tell them. They can either stay or leave home." He nodded " and me and Lisa are gonna hangout if I come late.. its kinda our 2 year anniversary" oh how could I forget.
For some reason Minseok was staring at me while I told Minhyuk what to do. I could feel it "Okay eomma" I turned to Minseok with my one hand on my hip "what?" He stared at me while pouting. God why does he look so cute? "You gave him a nickname and me. what am I? Not your favorite anymore?" I couldnt resist his ultimate cuteness "No baby your my Baby Baozi" I walked over to him grabbing him by the cheeks and kissing them. "Ehem noona young children?" Junmyeon said while pointing to line of idiots staring at us, well some were whispering or giggling like idiots. "What just the cheeks?" They all laughed. Okay.
"Yehet" STOP "NO!" STOP OR ILL DO WHAT I DID TO LUHAN AND CHEN! "I'll stop noona, just, just because I dont want to end up in the shower tied up" idiots "Oh is this the time you and Minseok Hyung made up" Seriously Chen. "Yeah. Ahaha" Chen giggled too. Haha cute "Those were some fun days aye Noona"i nodded at Chen while the other boys just listened to our conversation "lets play just dance" stupid Minhyuk "i am not!" Minhyuk spoke obviously joking "hmm sure MinMin" all the boys in the room, all the exo members and Minhyuk were getting ready to start the dance. "Ooohh can we do Anaconda? By Nicki Minaj" everyone looked at Chanyeol. "What?? .....okay". "How about nothing inappropriate because Sehun is still a child" i said yelling as if i was scolding the boys. let's have D.O choose" i pointed to him "hmm let's do our CBX Kaching" tha fuck is CBX? "Chen Baek Xi" ohh Sehun said while running his hands through his hair.
Everyone cheered on I just nodded while I felt like throwing up. "Whats wrong noona" Kai asked i could answer him. Oh its coming! I covered my mouth and I shook my heels off and ran to the nearest bathroom and threw up in the sink. Making sure to clean up after tho. I felt weak yet I held on the railing whispering to myself "Im pregnant" i touched my tummy feeling happy. Someone came up behind me and snaked their arms connecting theirs with mine. "Minseok" i spoke closing my eyes. "Mhm," he rested his head on my neck breathing every second. "You have bad breath" I smacked him arm off me and responded with "Well your drooling is disgusting"
"Congratulations" how did they know "Lay is the Future teller and her name i-" Baekhyun covered Chanyeol's mouth from speaking the unexpected. "Nooo don't spoil it" Kai said annoyed"see you idiot know we know its a girl" Lay came out "but she's having twins" can this group have any smart people? Mentally face palming myself "YIXING!!!" The group shouted "HA HA HA HA HA-" Chanyeol couldn't stop laughing. With the help of Bacon he stopped. "How about you Mr Lay Knowitall, I have a question." He nodded and sat down. "Yes go on" okay that'll be Interesting "Who's the father" I smirked while I took a seat and they all got up. "Take a seat, easy question" their faces were so priceless. Minseok:
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