Cloudtail and brightheart:*groom eachother*
Cloudtail: yay I'm clean and pretty
Brightheart: *gets an idea*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Brightheart: covers a puddle up with twigs and leaves. Walks over to the river, sticks a dead shrew in the water
~~~~~~~~~~~2 days later~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cloudtail and brightheart: *walk along forest*
Brightheart:* starts taking a Snapchat*
Cloudtail: *steps on trap, falls in puddle*
Brightheart: *secretly laughs* oh no your pretty pelt now it's all dirty! Guess we have to go to the river and wash it off
Cloudtail and brightheart: *walk to the river and he jumps in*
Cloudtail: *dries off and smells like rotting dead shrew*
*whole camp avoids him*
Brightheart: I told you I'd get you back
Cloudtail: *dies*
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50 Ways to Annoy thunderclan cats
Humor50 spoofs on annoying 50 different thunderclan cats, obviously, from the title. Special thanks to Emoji_queen11 for collaborating with me on these spoofs. And if this spoof book gets to 100 votes at least, I'll make a 50 ways to annoy shadowclan, ri...
