YellowFang- "welcome to my classroom"
GrayStripe- "dude this is just a big circle of leaves"
YellowFang- "did you just call me dude??
detention, and that extra sass, TEN POINTS FROM GRYFINDOR"
BrackenPaw- "uhh this is Warriors"
YellowFang- "right....right" *looks around suspiciously*
GrayStripe- *licks paw* *walks away*
FireHeart- "am i just wasting my time?"
Clan- "SHHHH" *some agree*
CinderPelt- "GUYS SHUT UP, Teacher? what will we be learning today??"
YellowFang- "well I would do something like SOCIAL STUDIES or MATH or SCIENCE but even i am bored with those things"
Clan- *nods with agreement*
YellowFang- "so today we will do P.E"
FireHeart- "wait like physical education?? like we actually have to do something??" *chews gum obnoxiously, scrolling through Twitter*
YellowFang- *lowers glasses" " precisely"
FireHeart & BrackenPaw- "BAIIII"
*only two left, BlueStar and CinderPelt*
YellowFang- "okay now...."
BlueStar- "sorry girl, you fired" *walks off*
*yellowfang and cinderpelt stare at each other intensely*
*cinderpelt explodes*
*yellowfang looks at camera* "bye bye"
*lunges at snapchat camera*
Tigerclaw: I'm in a clan full of mouse-brains *dies to get away from them*Thanks for reading!! Comment other thunderclan cats you want to get annoyed next!!!
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50 Ways to Annoy thunderclan cats
Humor50 spoofs on annoying 50 different thunderclan cats, obviously, from the title. Special thanks to Emoji_queen11 for collaborating with me on these spoofs. And if this spoof book gets to 100 votes at least, I'll make a 50 ways to annoy shadowclan, ri...