Firestar - SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU
Graystripe - CHARMANDER GO
Sandstorm - *rolls eyes*
Dustpelt - *scoffs* BEGIN
Firestar - SQUIRTLE USE FRENCH TOAST
Graystripe - bahahaha you're too weak to use the REAL THING: CHARZARD USE WAFFLE CHUCK
Yellowfang- y'all don't know nothin, BULBASAUR, I CHOOSE YOUUUU
Graystripe- GET OUT OF HERE, IVE ALREADY WON
Sandstorm- *murmers* amateurs *stalks into den, pulls out binder, flips through pokémon cards* THIS is pokémon! *evil laugh*
Firestar - *walks into entrance* OHHH DANG I SWEAR- *lunges*
*Sandstorm explodes*
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50 Ways to Annoy thunderclan cats
Humor50 spoofs on annoying 50 different thunderclan cats, obviously, from the title. Special thanks to Emoji_queen11 for collaborating with me on these spoofs. And if this spoof book gets to 100 votes at least, I'll make a 50 ways to annoy shadowclan, ri...